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iron jesus

About Me

Created in a deep underground government laboratory that had grown bored with feeding british troops LSD and nerve gas, Iron Jesus quickly escaped into the wild and hid on the island of tenerife where he was raised by a young witch whom he knew only by the name "Maenad". She was hot. Without realising it Iron Jesus transmogrified into a piece of volcanic rock and was thereupon painted in the guise of a garish clown face by a passing Argentinian artist. Trapped in this horror Iron Jesus had no recourse but to read the entire works of Albert Camus in French. This cheered him up enormously and he proceeded to become an international electronica rock star. He currently lives in Whitechapel and is friends with a bucket of sourdough starter and a jar of tsukemono.
(and some of those people down there)
remember iron jesus does not exist except in your sollipsistic mind check out the other iron jesus spaces below if you like mind-splat music.... or the last.fm .. Iron Jesus site for some free downloads
iron jesus loves you.
here is a little present
Iron Jesus – happybirthdaysketch2
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/3/2007
Band Website: www.last.fm/music/Iron+Jesus
Band Members: drums a dwarf, a giant and an FBI agent
bass a couple of hard Northern bastards, several nameless moody Beckettians and other assorted existential riff-raff
lead guitar the magnetic resonance functioning imaging residues as found in the bottom slops of a laboratory bucket of Tom Jenkinson, Aaron Funk, Ian Curtis, Richard D. James and Chris Morris
tambourine igor stravinsky, iannis xenakis, Györgi ligeti, starsky and hutch
cowbell robert de niro & christopher walken
programming Dougal from the Magic Roundabout, Alan Turing on methampetamine
bassoon a few melancholy whores
keyboards Alexander Shulgin, Aldous Huxley, Wilfred Owen & Gordon Wasson
vocals the dim sum that was left on the plate, that man who used to sleep under the bridge near Crucifix lane just off Bermondsey St., the ketamine and crack heaps in squat parties, me on a good day, you on a bad day
Influences: the district line
Sounds Like: putting your fingers inside slightly warm calves' liver
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

interview in Smashed Hits

{SH:} You spent your formative years with Jesuit priests in Hexham a small town in the north of england  did that have a big influence on your music{IJ:} Yes  in as much as everything that ever ha...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 10:02:00 GMT

The Art of Waiting - and bread (pt1)

Many years ago I used to be in a guitar band called the "Self Deprecators", we were more often than not billed as a post-modern Indie band. Our drummer was a Guatemalan, Lapsed-Mennonite. His ire was ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:57:00 GMT

monologia of the white lines number one

After needlessly slaughtering an innocent, large fly yesterday I began today to wonder about Tom. The very Creator of MySpace Tom.(Is he real? What's he doing in that photo on his profile? It looks do...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:08:00 GMT

iron jesus interview from MNE music magazine

/extract from a magazine article in which the band is interviewed for the populist-but-cutting edge music magazine MNE - published in january 2031/MNE{..your music has been described by various critic...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 15:10:00 GMT