"Happiness is the secret to all beauty; there is no beauty that is attractive without happiness."-Christian Dior *** I dont believe a society of AVERAGE american women can tell me what beauty is. I dont have a mental filter, which leads to much of my perversion. I'm honest almost to a fault. I like orange koolaid, Halloween, makeup, drag queens, homos, people with retail discounts, musicians, Dave, Amy, my family, chubby goth kids, glitter, stars, piercings, platforms and purses, my kitties, baking, chocolate, mojitos, jewelry, gay bars, dancing and the smell of dyed hair. I'm not your average girl next door. I dont associate with people that are narrowminded enough to think I'm strange when they first meet me, and crucify me with that same cross for the rest of eternity, if it were any more frequently, some people would walk around with me around their neck. I have yet to meet a person who didn't adore me after they took the time to get to know me. I'm far from perfect and dont want to be any closer.
You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift! The Muppet Personality Testbackground-color:transparent;
