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Austin

R. Kelly your verse when I piss on your 16.

About Me

master composer of erotic verse, under-dog trainer, neighborhood crap pusher, 5thape.com.

My Interests

brewing beer then drinking it. maybe sharing it with friends. eating food. sometimes i eat my friends. but everything leading up to that part is usually pretty cool. did i forget to mention i'm a bear? j/k i'm not a bear.

I'd like to meet:

winners, losers and everything inbetween.

Music:

i'm a sucker for great punchlines. sometimes i make up my own, turn on rap music really loud then take a shower and rap them out. it really helps open up my pores in the morning for that close shave.

Books:

recent books i've read: the road by cormac mccarthy, the shadow of the wind by carlos ruiz zafon, the kite runner by khaled hosseini, the known world by edward p. jones, the devil in the white city by erik larson and the world is flat by thomas l. friedman.

Heroes:

mom, of course.