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Danny Provolone

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Add to My Profile | More Videos"What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!" ~~ Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .What be up?. In case you haven't noticed by my background, film I love film. It's my drug. I am addicted to the sensation you get when your are able to contribute to a roar of over 200 people in a movie theater. I love art and am very good at expressing my thoughts on paper in illustration. I also like to play video games, hang back with friends, talk to girls and try to get them to like me, but i usually fail at that. :-( Anyway, If u wanna chat about playin video games, or if ur a girl and you just need someone to talk to about ur most rescent breakup, or if u want to talk about the felony you just committed, just talk to me. I'm the easiest guy to talk to if u want me to be. I'm into all that medieval type shit so you can Chat 'Bout That with me.............. Unlike 99% of the males in this country, I don't jusdge a female's character on their appearance. I always look for persoanlity first. The first physical thing I ook for after I look for personality is the eyes. i love girls who have beautiful eyes. Also i love a girl who has a beautiful singing voice. Height, color, hair, chest size, ass size, doesn't matter to me at all. I try not to be like most of my fellow males who are scumbags only looking to have sex with a girl and then leave. I am not shallow and I love girls for who they are, not how they look.......................and to any guys who want to argue with me and try to act macho by saying shit like "you're a faggot becuase you would rather take a girl with a brain over a girl with a big chest", you can call me a fag if you want, but you're just a dick-sucking, steroid-using, "me tarzan you jane"-ing, shallow, egotistical duchebag who needs to get his priorities set straight................................... Well, that's me in a nutshell. i hope i get to talk to you soon. for now, PEACE!!Topical Rant 8 - American Idle

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You scored as Blue, Your heart is blue. You are a very calm and relaxed person. You are very caring and like helping others. You're grateful for what you have in life, even if it's not perfect. People love you for who you are, don't ever change that- it's what makes you the great person that you are.

Blue


75%

White


68%

Red


64%

Black


57%

Purple


57%

Pink


50%

Yellow


39%

Green


36%

Orange


4%
~What colour is your heart?~
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An immortal
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A master of storytelling
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You are RAAB HIMSELF! The guy who gets slapped.
You are always up for a good time, with beer in
hand. With a fondness for toilet-humor and
drinking, you are a favorite of everyone to
have around. Mostly called on to do a specific
thing, you never let anyone down.
Who's your Viva La Bam character??
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television
What's your favorite TV Show?: LOST, MXC, Chris Angel Mindfreak, Viva La Bam
What TV show do you hate the most?: My Super Sweet 16
Name three TV shows you watch regularly.: Viva La Bam, LOST, Mindfreak
What network is your favorite?: Mtv
What TV show did you used to love, but now hate?: Ahhhh Real Monsters
Who's your favorite actress on a TV show?: Emilie de Ravin
Who's your favorite actor on a TV show?: Dominic Monaghan
Who's your least favorite actress on a TV show?: Michelle Rodriguez becuase shes a fuckin man-woman
Who's you least favorite actor on a TV show?: Malcolm David Kelley
Which character do you identify with the best on any TV show?: Charlie on LOST
Which character do you love to hate?: Michelle Rodriguez
Which couple do you most want to get together on a TV show?: Sawyer and Kate on LOST
Which couple do you most want to break up?: dont care
Who's the most annoying character?: Michelle Rodriguez who plays Santa Maria or whatever her name is
Who's the most realistic character?: Dom Monaghan who plays Charlie
Who's the funniest character?: Charlie then Sawyer~ LOST ... Kenny Blankenship~MXC
What type of TV shows do you most like to watch?: slapstick comedy and suspense
What type of TV shows can you not stand?: rich people shows
What's the best night to watch TV shows?: Wednesday
What's your favorite crime drama?: dont have one
What's your favorite drama?: LOST
What's your favorite comedy?: MXC then Viva La Bam
Do you watch soap operas?: not at all
If so, which ones do you watch?: ....? i just said not at all
Do you watch cartoons?: yes
If so, which ones do you watch?: Rocco's Modern Life
If you could be any television character for a day, who would you be?: Charlie on LOST
Pick one TV show to recommend to someone.: LOST
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My Interests


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adopt your own virtual pet! girls, Dominoes pizza, swords, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, malls, hanging wit friends, art, drawing, LOST, VIVA LA BAM, being myself ....................................... saying "video games" is to vauge so this is my list:Halo 2, Super Mario Bros 3, Super Mario Bros, The Lord of The Ring series, The Sims, The Legend of Zelda series, Tony Hawk's series, Mario Kart, Super Smash Bros, Def Jam series, Medal of Honor: Frontline, The Hobbit, Burnout 3, Baldur's Gate series, Mortal Kombat Series, Pac-Man and Mrs. Pac Man, Pong, NFL Blitz Pro, Battlefield 2, Darkwatch, 50 Cent Bulletproof, The Godfather, Diddy Kong Racing, Tetris, Dick Tracey, Peter Jackson's King Kong, DDR ...

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I'd like to meet:

BAM MARGERA, RAAB HIMSELF, RYAN DUNN, BRANDON DICAMILLO, PHIL & APE, Video Game players, chillers, music lovers, girls from my school, people who ARE NOT out of magazines, Italians, people who just like to be themselves, Dom Monaghan, Elijah Wood, CKY......................... width="425" height="350" ....

Music:

DISTURBED, DISTURBED, DISTURBED, HIM, Dimmu Borgir, Brandon Dicamillo's Freestyle Raps, Bloodhound Gang, CKY, Ozzy Osbourne, Xzibit, 50 Cent, Turbonegro, Van Halen, Godsmack, DMX, Eminem, Shinedown, Unwritten Law, The Donnas, Haddaway, Metallica, Micheal Jackson, Mortal Kombat movie music, Nas, Offspring, POD, Pink Floyd, Queen, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Sublime, Taco, Fat Joe and the Terror Squad, The Game, Van Halen, Santana, Korn, Young MC, Nelly, Ludacris, Sum 41, W.C., Lil Jon, Big Boi..

Movies:

here we go... Lord of the Rings series, Harry Potter series, The Godfather Parts I and II, Pirates of the Caribbean series, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, I Am Legend, Shoot 'Em Up, 300, Transformers, The Da Vinci Code, JACKASS THE MOVIE, JACKASS NUMBER TWO, Saving Private Ryan, Fight Club, X-Men series, Bad Boys I and II, King Kong (1933 and 2006), CKY movies, Haggard, Sword in the Stone, Sleeping Beauty, The Jungle Book, DOOM, Ghostrider, the Boondock Saints, The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura When Nature Calls, The Grinch, Liar Liar, and any ones that I am not thinking of right now

Television:

Viva La Bam, LOST, CODE MONKEYS, Chris Angel Mindfreak, Pimp My ride, Where My Dogs At?, Celebrity Deathmatch, Who's Line, Comedy Central, X-play, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons. aattts pretty much itI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Books:

Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Angels and Demons, The Da Vinci Code........................

Heroes:

God,......... Nino and Antionette Pellicano, My Dad *for surviving cancer*, My Mom *for putting up with our shit*, My Uncle *war veteran*, My Grandfather *for being the most cheerful guy ever*...............Steve "Fuzz" Kmak, Mike Wengren, Dan Donegan, and Dave Draiman of Disturbed........., Bam Margera, Rehaab Himself, Bran Dicamillo, Random Hero Dunn of Jackass......... Dominic Monaghan.... oh yeah, and Rob Vocke, cause he's a fucking brilliant dude....................................
You scored as Scorpion.

Scorpion


100%

Kabal


89%

Kung Lao


78%

Raiden


78%

Smoke


67%

Baraka


56%

Lui Kang


56%

Sub-Zero


55%

Sonya


45%

Blind Kenshi


44%

Goro


33%

Reptile


22%

Katana


22%

Cyrax


11%
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A short story I wrote

this is just a short story i wrote from seeing a picture online and asked to write a short story about it. don't expect much. http://photobucket.com" target="_blank">..http://i34.photobucket.com/album...
Posted by Danny Provolone on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:50:00 PST

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Posted by Danny Provolone on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:02:00 PST

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears: Teachers

You know what really grinds my gears... teachers. What a bunch of ass holes. I mean seriously they are getting paid to shove shit down our throat that people say we will need someday but we will reall...
Posted by Danny Provolone on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:57:00 PST