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Distractor_Beam

I may not be smart, but I can lift heavy things.

About Me


No more Bewits.....
The things people think I care about.
I came to the conclusion that you should have something to read or you'll just scan through the pictures and have nothing left to enjoy while you listen to my music. Then horribly you won't be able to go through the whole song to fully enjoy its' nonsense beauty. You'd click on a link taking you away from what I have created. This would be unacceptable. On the other hand you may hate my music, in which case you'll need to have something to read while you're being punished and you keep reading so you make sure you don't miss anything important. You never know, I could have the secret you've always been looking for right here. Whatever you do you must make it through to the end. If you fail you will die in 30 minutes. No, reposting this will not save you if you do it within the 30 minute time limit. You're not going to lose a fabulous love. This is the thing that everyone writes about where you will have bad luck and someone you love will die in the next 30 minutes. If you fail to read this you will be the loved one that dies when someone else doesn't forward a chain letter to 12 of their friends. Very unfortunate I know. That's just the way it is. Cowboy up.
For every egg I eat, there is a chick that could have been. A chick that could have lived in a pen just bigger than it is, whose function would be to make more eggs until its' time to be eaten itself. I eat 6 eggs a day.
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"To Thine own self be true." -Polonius-

My Interests

Final Fantasy 7 is the best game ever made. Deftones is one crazy wicked band, but you can only take so much of them. Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park's right up there. The Matrix is the best film ever made. Fight Club is ..2. Akira, Godfather, Vanilla Sky, Star Wars, American Beauty, Pulp Fiction, and Groundhog Day are right up there.

I'd like to meet:

Don't take offense. It's so much more fun to agree

Music:

Alien Ant Farm: Movies

Movies:



Television:

MTV

Books:

Douglas Adams x all. Operation For Dummes x all.

Heroes:

Limmy (www.limmy.com) Luis Royo

My Blog

Racism

I am not racist. I once was I worked in a gas station when I was 17 after school when I didn't have practice or a game.  A small town (800).  One day a man came in and said Hello.&...
Posted by Distractor_Beam on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:31:00 PST

Picking Myself Up

I've depended on you too long.  No longer. Your passive takings profit from and deplete me every day.  No longer. I don't need you.  I don't need these things.  My mind s...
Posted by Distractor_Beam on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:39:00 PST

July 4th, 2006

It's July 4th.  4 years ago and about 14 hours later I was writing the beginning of a personal paper blog that would continue until 6 in the morning.  I don't know where I am going.  I...
Posted by Distractor_Beam on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:34:00 PST

Staring at the clock.

Whenever you think your job sucks, just imagine the first clock.  There was no electricity back then, so it was all mechanical.  There was a man pressing a button to advance the second hand ...
Posted by Distractor_Beam on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:09:00 PST

Page 1 of: A little something I'm working on.

Perhaps if I close my eyes, tomorrow will be a better day. I'm starving for something. I'm not hungry. I have media. Life is boring. I crave something, but I don't know what it is. All I can do is s...
Posted by Distractor_Beam on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 08:02:00 PST

Your facts are pointless

The world is flat, the world is round, the world is oval shaped, the world is....If I was in the back carriage, and I moved to the front carriage, well then I'd be traveling faster than light! No you ...
Posted by Distractor_Beam on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 12:28:00 PST

What makes a good game?

I threw in Brigandine again and it was still just as awesome as the first time I played it. The graphics are crap, so I turned off the fight scenes. You think you have organization skills playing role...
Posted by Distractor_Beam on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 09:26:00 PST

I play sport

If you've never gone bowling before, I recommend that you never do.  I've gone bowling about 20 times, and even being drunk doesn't make it any funner.  Now you could go and get drunk and wa...
Posted by Distractor_Beam on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 04:12:00 PST