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About Me

*DISCLAIMER* My myspace page offically means nothing anymore its strictly updated with the most ludacris stuff when I see fit. If I post on your page it will most likely be in jest or perhaps offensive...you have been warned. REMOVE MEH NOW! To the 4 people who do frequent my myspace, whats wrong with you!1 /disclaimer end ..megatron567> I am 28, I work in NYC for Thomson Financial...I am a nerd, yet I love sports! Im super compettitive! I play hockey but dont watch hockey...I watch baseball but dont play baseball. I play poker, and im good! WANNA FIGHT?! No Srsly want to? I play video games on a pro level, epic even. Im on the worst wow server ever...I pwn at COD 4...I pwn math...I pwn Murray. I also collect nerdy things like comics...I dont give a fuck what you think about THAT. I love my family, my friends, my monster new computer, my wii,Longcat, encyclopediadramatica.com, 4chan.com, MMO's, and you Mom...I just realized if you move around letters of MMO you get MOM so thats why I said that, I dont REALLY love your mom...just bang her.My sense of humor is one of my best features I have a quick wit. My sense of humor can be a little dry and dark at times but it changes all the time depending on who im with. Others misfortune can make for some lolz sometimes, I just hope you all will laugh at me too someday cause I dont mind.

My Interests

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I would like to meet Raptor Jesus he is my new savior. Oh yeah and Doug.

My Blog

Indiana Jones Money Making Ideas! (Spoilers)

Money making Idea, (Indiana Jones Spoilers)  So saw Indy this weekend, as he was a favorite of mine all through child hood. Most kids I know at one time or another wanted to be an archaeologist b...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 07:47:00 GMT

Things in bookstores I hate

I mean I enjoy books as big as the next guy, and of course your gonna take a quick peek at some books before you buy it.   Now what gets my goat are the people that make it look like its the...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 14:58:00 GMT

Superman Sucks (Spoilers Ahoy)

Well I am the furthest advocate of Superman there prolly is...but you gotta love a super hero movie.  Except this one, it was the worst pile of crap ive seen in a long time. I mean first of all h...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 11:22:00 GMT

1st big Poker Tourney victory!!! almost 1000$

1st big Poker Tourney victory!!! almost 1000$ It was a grueling match up that lasted over 5 hours. What started as a 20$ Pot limit Omaha tourney turnt into a first place victory for me, and my fir...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 04:55:00 GMT

Porn Porn Everywhere but not a drop to drink!

I cant even escape spam and porn bots EVEN on myspace Im so sick and tired of this crap.  As soon as I go to my friends request I see like 6 girls that are obviously to hot and to good for me and...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 14:53:00 GMT

Whats the point of asking someone out?

I have came up with a pet peeve I have for when you ask someone out...maybe not even for romantic purposes, but in this case it is.  Say you just asking your friend to go someplace, and this is w...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 22:48:00 GMT

Fake People.

Sometimes I hate myspace, mainly because of fake people.  Also people who ignore you just get my goat.  I mean as a male on myspace its hard, every man cannot get away with talking to girls ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 20:58:00 GMT

I Killed Mitch Hedberg!!

Im sad to announce that my bad luck may be responsible for comic genius Mitch Hedbergs death, as soon as I started to really enjoy his work he passed... Murray likes to blame me, but I blame him cause...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Apr 2005 23:23:00 GMT