Vanity Kills [kRafted with luv {by monsters}]

Hello! ^_^ my name is Vanity! Im a 20 year old livin T-town which is a VERY BORING PLACE. MY ONLY OBSTACLE TO HAPPINESS IS MY JOB! yea theres perks like free food but hopefully in time ill decide on a career so i can leave that hell behind. Right now im on the quest to seek enjoyment! i want to meet new people, awesome people are just start livin life to the fullest! So if you wanna talk just msg me. ^_^ Peace Love and Stuff.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Vanity!!!
Birthday: 8787
Birthplace: outta my moms vagina at some hospital facility
Current Location: on this stupid uncomfy chair.
Eye Color: hazel baby!! dont stare too close, youll die a death of a thousand socks.
Hair Color: uh its unknowns. im shooting for red though. so, around that side of the rainbow.
Height: Lets just say i make shadows. over anything under 5'4''
Right Handed or Left Handed: i think im right? i could be right? yea im right.
Your Heritage: uh, MEXICAN AMERICAN! care to lick my flesh? thats how you REALLY TELL SOMEONES HERITAGE. I taste like burros.
The Shoes You Wore Today: uh, these awesome black ones, that sparkle in the sun, and when i push a button on my collar, they help me to walk with a levetating swagger.
Your Weakness: My weakness are helpless princess' stuck in a huge as castle with some dragonziod thing blocking the ways to the entrance. Too bad im not a lesbian, or id care more.
Your Fears: uh, that would be shit demons. i know its from DOGMA, but uh, comeon. a shit demon would scare you? itd scare the shit outta me! THEN ID JUST ADD TO ITS POWER!!
Your Perfect Pizza: DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON PIZZA! ok, well you got me, uh, THICK CRUST NORMAL SAUCE, WITH PARMASEAN AND PEPPERS AND SPICE, THEN CHEESE, THEN PEP THEN SAUS THEN GP THEN SOME MORE SPICE! mmmmmmmmMMmmm
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GET OUTTA MY FOUR YEAR JOB AT TRIPLE P! dear god ive had good times, but the company is gettin a lil too dumb now.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL and a bunch of this !?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!? hehe
Thoughts First Waking Up: HAHA HONESTLY! its. WHERES MY PHONE! hahaha or WHAT TIME IS IT!
Your Best Physical Feature: gotta be these OJOS baby! youll get lost?! like how you get lost in a resess. lol did i even spell that right! hahahaha!
Your Bedtime: when the gnomes tell me its time to sleep... i hate that they own my soul. all cuz i wanted a damn twinkie.
Your Most Missed Memory: swimming in the womb, YEa I REMEMBER THAT ISH! Hhahaha
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI!!!! but soda is gross, even though i drink like two cans a day. TEA IS BY FAR THE BEST QUENCHER OUT THERE!
MacDonalds or Burger King: ew gross! NONE! but if i had to, burger king. only cuz of them yummy chicken stuff.
Single or Group Dates: Both!! LOok Menso, if im interested in you, illbe like lets hang out, usually its just us two so i can get to know you. Group dates is if i wanna mix it up, and let you get to know my friends vice versa.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: none really BREWED TEA IS BETTER!!! :D even though both those are brewed, or were some time down the line.
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cap, cuz its delicious! i mean, coffe black is good, but cap is just a flippin party in my mouth!
Do you Smoke: NO! thats the most disgusting thing ever!!
Do you Swear: im tryin not to, just sometimes, my anger or excitement totally get the best of me.
Do you Sing: GOOD LUCK GETTING ME TO SHUT UP
Do you Shower Daily: UGH YEA! i like when people wanna be near me cuz i dont smell.
Have you Been in Love: uuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhh yes! WOW that was a damn roller coaster. so many good times, so many ups, but also, so many disappointments, and so many shitty times.
Do you want to go to College: yep yep. and DO?!?! i honestly dont flippin even know.
Do you want to get Married: in time yes. just not now. NEVER NOW.
Do you belive in yourself: COURSE MATE! or else id be lame and sucky! who needs lame and sucky in there lives! NOT ME!!!!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: NOPE!!! thats pussy ish right there.
Do you think you are Attractive: hahahaha! not up to the worlds standards. but i dont think im ugly either. i find myself pretty damn cute! ^_^
Are you a Health Freak: NOPE!! i constantly make wrong food choices. and wrong living choices. hehehe i know. its bad.
Do you get along with your Parents: Honestly, nope nope. i do try ever so though. i know im not adopted though. cuz my mom and i are so alike, its why we butt heads so much. and well my dad, i cant really open up to him. i hate being a constant screw up in his eyes. i love them both unconditionally though. they do so much for me.
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES!! but not when im drivin. GOod god thats flippin crazy!!
Do you play an Instrument: YEP YEP!!These are my skills, Trombone, trumpet, clarinet, baritone, bass and kazoo. WOOTZ!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: uhhh i dont think so. thats an up in the air one.
In the past month have you Smoked: NO!!!!! i did smoke some ham though. mmmmmmm was it delicious! and when i mean by smoking ham, i just opened the packaging.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope! Dates are a nasty fruit anyways.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope, seriously, the mall is twisted. and so consuming!! what an evil place. BUT I LOVE THE CD SHOPS!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: EW NO WAYS! but they did try to consume me! good think i have a cow handy 24/7. I milked that baby, and they just evaporated. i know, i know, what a waste of delicious milk. but comeon. i had to.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NOPE!! but i do plan on makin some soon. just gotta plan it all out, and find a store that sells the stuffs that i need.
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO!!! and why the ish not! MY LIFE BELONGS ON THE STAGE!! but only if its a musical. otherwise, im good.
In the past month have you been Dumped: YEP!!! hahahaha in a ridiculous manner too!! Its ok thought, the feeling was mutual, i wanted to end it too, but why be such a dick about it?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NOPE!! dont plan on doing it either.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your heart? then i ate it. what a delicious treat! too bad it wasnt fulfulling.
Ever been Drunk: HEHEHE yea, IN MY WONDER YEARS!!!
Ever been called a Tease: uh, yea! Bitches be crazy.
Ever been Beaten up: nope nope nope, and i dont plan on it happening either. unless im playing halo or smash. then yea, cuz i always lose. lol
Ever Shoplifted: AGAIN, BACK IN THEM WONDER YEARS
How do you want to Die: I WANNA DIE, SAVING A NEW BORN FROM DROWNING. EVEN THOUGH THEY ALREADY HAVE THE ABILITY TO SWIM WHEN THERE JUST WEE LIL BABIES.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i dont flippin know. but im sick of growing up. ihate conforming to a 40 hour work week. :(
What country would you most like to Visit: CANADA or JAPAN!! EITHER OR BOTH!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: The kind that dont have lasers coming out each time they open. or, where you see your death or just stun to kill.
Favourite Hair Color: no snakey medusa hair. unless its red. Red is cool
Short or Long Hair: Long, so you can serenade to me with it. LOL
Height: you gotta over shadow me.
Weight: uh, not skinny, and not obese. anything in between is cool with me.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever suits them. or shiney armor with a sword sheild and an eye patch.
Number of Drugs I have taken: IN ME LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2.
Number of CDs I own: My collection is lame. Music is my life though. its all i talk about. but, i tried to burn my cds for some friends. turns out you dont light them on fire to make more copies.
Number of Piercings: got these big ol holes in my ears. i gots me some nice gauges! hahaha! you can stick you pinky through! wel i can. and my pinky is pretty short and stubby.
Number of Tattoos: NONE! but dont worry folks. thats a coming attration!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: two two two is the number, even though i said it three times.
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