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//.MetacarpalSmash.//

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a starving artist. Go me.

I'm also hardcorely into the stories I write. They're long, complicated, and very shiny.

I'm a MapleStory addict, hur- probably shows in my typing. f'you don't like it, cc plox. (12x Khaini bowmaster)

I hate this site, I'm only on here to keep up because everyone else bloody has one.

I love collaboration. Drop me a line.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You?

My Blog

The world ended this morning at about... uh... damn where’s my watch?

Holy balls people, what was I doing up early enough to see the world end?Wait, I think I'm mixing the word "world" with "night"...I fail at being silly today.I scrubbed my whole kitchen except the flo...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 10:28:00 GMT

Hmmmmasdfa!!?

Uh.......Holy hell it's been forever........yeah............I'm not here..........If you tell anyone, Noooo one will belieeeve you -creepy pedo mario voice-
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:45:00 GMT

Goodbye

Sweet little bird..........
Posted by on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 14:16:00 GMT

Water under the bridge. Except it's all nasty and stuff.

I dunno what that means. Masturbating bear song... Humdee hum, I have no comments... wah. Myspace is kinda... gheeeeey. -gives it an "i suck" cookie"-
Posted by on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 11:56:00 GMT