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Cap'n Ali of the good ship Totnes

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I'm an easy going mellowed out country boy type, I like the simple things in life like music, friends, the great outdoors, beers, razzing round on my bike and otters. (I mean I like otters as well, not that I like razzing around on otters. Actually that's given me an idea for the weekend.....) I like hanging around in pubs with my evil friends, throwing around furniture, kicking kittens down the stairs, lying about being easy going and mellowed out, playing with Star Wars lego when no one is looking, watching the footy/rugby. I don't like: flying, needles, spiders (larger than 2 inches across) getting hung up on things, being told what to do, being told what not to do, being told to not tell people what to do and not to do.


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About You
Name Alistair Myles
Nickname(s) Meatloaf (when I was really fat) Willow, as in Willow the wisp (when I was really skinny)
Birthday 27th January 1978
Birthplace Exeter, Devon, UK
Current Location My flat, Totnes, South Hams, Devon, UK
Height 6'1"
Hair Colour Blondey brown
Eye Colour Blue
Siblings The delightful Ms.Laura Myles
Pets Not any more :( used to have 6 cats at one time.
Right or Left handed Left handed, as all geniuses are.
Your Heritage English, Scottish, French, Irish, Maltese, Italian
The Shoes you Wore Today New Rock boots (not the scary goth kind)
First thought when waking up Aww bugger, I'm awake
Have You Ever....
Made a Prank Call Yes
Lied Yes
Dyed your Hair no
Skipped School Yes
Ran Away not from home
Broken the Law Yes
Done Something Embarrassing Yes
Made yourself Cry to get out of Trouble Maybe when I was a kid, can't remember.
Wanted someone you knew you couldnt have *sigh* yes.
Been to a Concert Loads
Danced in the rain yes
Went barefoot in the snow no, that would really hurt!
Do You...
Colour your hair no
Have any tattoos not yet, been considering it for years, still not sure.
Have any piercings No, they don't suit me
Wish you were someone else No
Play an Instrument LOL I try to play various guitars, saying I own guitars is more honest than saying I play them.
Wear contacts/glasses Only sunglasses
Either/Or..
Coffee or Hot Chocolate Coffee
Corn Flakes or Rice Crispies neither, toast and marmite.
Pepsi or coke yukky things, orange juice please.
Mcdonalds or Burger king FOUL, a decent curry will do me
Chocolate or vanilla Chocolate
Do you...
Sing badly,when intoxicated
Want to go to College not unless I win the lottery and can do it properly
Believe in yourself Well, I'm here.........aren't I??
Get motion sickness No, I LOVE rough seas.
Get along with you parents Absolutely!
Like thunderstorms NO HATE THEM!!!
In the past month have you...
Drank alcohol YES, waaay too much
Smoked um... yeah, just weed though
Been on drugs see above
Gone to a mall no, we don't have "malls" in England
Eaten a box of oreos We don't really have these in England either
Eaten sushi yes
The Future...
How do you want to die I want to live forever or die trying, it'll be interesting to see what lays me low in the end.
What do you want yo be when you grow up LOL the eternal dilemma, I have no idea!
What country would you most like to visit Australia
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My Interests

Biking, boozing (though I got told to stop this the other day), moshing (not that I do that kind of thing very much anymore), swimming, reading, studying the state of soil errosion in the Ukraine prior to the 1936 farming accord. One of those things is a lie. And also a few more nerdy things like my PS2. Also desperately wanting to be a Pirate but without all the raping, pilaging (actually pilaging would be fine) and murder involved and the fact you can get hanged for it, my 28th Birthday was a "pilage the village" spectacular held in many of the fine taverns of old Totnes town with some buxom wenches thrown in to boot. Avast! Just hanging around in cool outfits and talking in a funny piratey way would be fine. Jack Sparrow was based on my favourite guitarist as well so thats an added bonus :)I'm massively addicted to Final Fantasy XII at the moment, that's a PS2 game for those of you who don't know, it is fantastic!! (an update on this, I've completed it after 130 hours of play and now my life feels empty and dull and without meaning. How sad is that??)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone who's not "too cool to talk" The Rolling Stones and Jack Sparrow, the ghost of Kurt Cobain, Angelina Jolie (because she's gorgeous) Evil Willow off of Buffy, she's much nicer than the good one and I might think she's a little bit pretty as well, George Bush Jr (so I could put his lights out) Nelson Mandela, Stephen Hawkins (because he's fuckin' cool) Any sultry little vixen who has a thing for big lads with long hair who don't shave properly in skanky old jeans and the same t shirt they've been wearing since they were 18. Hey, who wouldn't go for that?!I don't want to sound like a miserable git but pleeeeeease, no more friend requests from bands, I love music, it's one of my favourite things, but unless you are a band/musician who knows me personaly or are an individual person with their own profile who wants to make friends I'm not going to add you. I MEAN IT!! If you were the "hottest sound fresh out of town x or city y" I would have hit you up myself. I don't want hundreds of messages and forum posts about gigs in Newcastle or Manchester as I live in South East Devon and I won't be attending.Does anyone read this bit anyway? It never seems to stop bands trying to hit me up, probably because they just do a keyword search for their "sounds like" entries and hit up anyone who turns up in the results without reading their profiles first. If any of my friends read this can you let me know please, I'd just be really interested to find out. This caveat aside, anyone's welcome :)
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Music:

ROCK!! some Metal (though very selective) chilled stuff, blues, jazz, classical plus many other non-genre specific things, not a dance fan though. A list of bands would be... Rolling Stones, Traveling Wilburys, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Chilli peppers, John Lee Hooker, BB King, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Led Zep, Eurythmics,(??!! I know ???!!) Gorilaz, Diesel Park West, Eminem, (he's getting a bit samey now though) Easy Star All Stars, (dub side of the moon) The Australian Pink Floyd, (great live show!) Me bashing my stratocaster around (worst sound ever!) Levellers, Mad Professor, X-Pensive Winos, Audio Slave, Rage against the machine, D12 (eminems slightly more foul mouthed bretheren), Senser (remember them?),me playing my electro acoustic (2nd worst sound ever!), me playing my bass (third worst sound ever!)

Which Dead Rock Star Are You?


Kurt Cobain
You are Kurt Cobain! You're grundgy, twisted and very talented. You have a certain charm and individuality that sets you a part from many. You are beautiful! Oh, he died in 1994 from a gun shot wound to the mouth. Suicide.
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Movies:

Too many to list them all but a few would be.... Lord of the Rings trilogy Matrix trilogy Star wars - what ever you call a group of six films, a hextilogy?????? Pirates of the Caribean trilogy Kill Bill 1+2 Dogma Crazy people Team America (mile wide juvenile streak) Ghost busters (no arguing, it's a classic!) 28 days later any decent horror movies, the more gothy the better Pulp Fiction 12 Monkeys A beautiful mind Rain Man Pans Labyrinth Borat (it IS funny)Your results:
You are Han Solo Han Solo 71% Chewbacca 71% Qui-Gon Jinn 69% Lando Calrissian 68% Luke Skywalker 65% Obi-Wan Kenobi 65% Mace Windu 64% Boba Fett 64% R2-D2 63% An Ewok 58% Even though you've been described as
reckless, selfish and cocky, you're the
type of person others love to be around.
People like you because you're a scoundrel.
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Television:

It's what my PS2 and DVD/video player plug into. I've been watching Rome and Life on mars recently, they're good :) aside from those and the Simpsons I don't watch that much telly.
You scored as DCI Gene Hunt, You are DCI Gene Hunt. You're the boss, and though you may have been an idealist, your methods now seem a bit rough.

DCI Gene Hunt


100%

Ray Carling


80%

Annie Cartwright


60%

DCI Sam Tyler


10%

Chris Skelton


0%
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Books:

Absolutely loads of books and authors, if it's got me hooked after 10 pages I won't put it down till I'm done.

Heroes:

It's about time I added my Dad to this list, he got me and my sister through everything in one piece which was a monumental achievement given the shitty hand he's been dealt over the years, not to mention the fact that I was a right hyperactive little horror when I was a lad. He never gave up. I'd like to think I could be as tough if I ever have to be but I'm not sure I could do it..... Anyone who's given it their all for what they've believed in. (except Hitler and people like that) so I guess what I mean is people who do good things but then thats arrogant to assume that I know whats good and bad so I guess really there are no heroes just people who I like. There. That told you. Things are much clearer now.Angela Lansbury aka Jessica Fletcher off of murder she wrote, she's an absolute legend and an inspiration to millions of people worldwide. No arguing. My mate Dan actually fancies her, he REALLY does and if he ever reads this and denies it then it's doubly true and there's no arguing with playground logic. So there.

My Blog

Shocking news.

I've always considered the BBC to be a fairly sober source of news and current affairs albeit one that tends to tow the line when it comes to the government.They must have been having a slow day when ...
Posted by Cap'n Ali of the good ship Totnes on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:46:00 PST

Another boredom induced quiz I filled in for 2 minutes of what was nearly amusement.

Fill out the answers and repost it. If you can be bothered that is, it's not the best quiz I've ever completed by a long shot but at least no one asked me anything too personal.   What is yo...
Posted by Cap'n Ali of the good ship Totnes on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:17:00 PST

What a tosser.

Now I'm the first to admit that I've done some stupid things in my life and I mean STUPID things, the guy in this story really takes the biscuit though..... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/...
Posted by Cap'n Ali of the good ship Totnes on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:42:00 PST

Weird, not sure how I feel

I just got an email from Genes reunited the cousin of friends reunited, it was suggesting that I might be related to another member as we shared a relative in common. We do. We've got the same dad. I ...
Posted by Cap'n Ali of the good ship Totnes on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:58:00 PST

The stern resolve of Mr. Myles

I hadn't had a drink all week and was feeling very smug and healthy last night not to mention righteous and pious. Then a waiter gave everyone at our table a free flaming sambuca. It was free. What wa...
Posted by Cap'n Ali of the good ship Totnes on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:18:00 PST

It’s just the dreams talking.

Wow, vivid dreams last night and I mean VIVID. Sometimes dreams can seem so real and so intense that you wake up feeling sure that the people you were talking with must have been having the same dream...
Posted by Cap'n Ali of the good ship Totnes on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 04:07:00 PST

And the survey says.....

I'm quite bored so here we go Put the first thing that comes to mind, don't repeat the answers of the person before you...1) Something you might find under the seat of a car:road atlas2) Excuse someo...
Posted by Cap'n Ali of the good ship Totnes on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:38:00 PST

Movie night.

If anyone suggests that you watch "Aliens vs Predator requiem" then you have my permission to administer a savage beating to their body. If however they suggest you watch "30 days of night" then take ...
Posted by Cap'n Ali of the good ship Totnes on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:56:00 PST

Piracy on the high street.

It's really hard to be a bucaneer when no one else wants to play Why don't folks want to come out and be a pirate as well? Awwww, the worlds all growed up and boring. I need rum, I don't have any but...
Posted by Cap'n Ali of the good ship Totnes on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:39:00 PST

Despite the fact that things are good I have one small problem.

I am......... BORED I am sooo bored. I’ve watched all my movies, played all my games, read all my books at least once and gone on every combination of every walk imaginable around the local area...
Posted by Cap'n Ali of the good ship Totnes on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:52:00 PST