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Zoey's Mom

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm Kristin. I like the color green, I love Fords, and I hate lowered trucks. Deal with it.

I WON'T BE ACCEPTING ANY FRIEND REQUESTS UNLESS A MESSAGE COMES ALONG WITH IT. UNLESS YOU'RE SUPER LUCKY. BUT I'M NOT SO NICE ABOUT THAT. THE MESSAGE SHOULD GIVE ME SOME SORT OF REASON TO ACCEPT YOU. And just because I get a message, doesn't mean I'll accept you. Who really gives a crap if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!

For now:

So I bought my new ride... 1992 Ford Bronco (full size baby!!) ... It's red and gray, with gray leather interior. It's got a V8 302 engine in it with some aftermarket upgrades: It's got K&N air intake system with a forced cold air breather tube that pushes cold air by my filter (breathe easy ... my friends) It has an acceleration response computer chip in it Also has a dual catalytic converter exhaust with a glass pak... (weird, yes... but man that baby chugs and purrs nicely) ....Next up.... LIFT KIT AND TIRES BITCHES.Ohhh yeaaaahh.


I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

Just had my baby girl on March 1st, 2008, she was a beautiful 8 lbs 9 oz. bundle of joy! She was 19.25 inches of heaven! (Haha, so cheesy I know!) I'm glad she's here, but now I just have to lose the dreadful "baby weight"...

My Interests

Mechanics, off-road vehicles, 4wheelers, snowmobiles, Yamaha, Pitbulls, bully breeds
Humor. Entertainment. My baby girl.p

I'd like to meet:

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's absolutely no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

I want to meet anyone that can make me laugh like my sister can. Anyone that can do that, rocks.

Music:

These were the two best dogs in the world... Miss them dearly...

Movies:

Netflix... that's all I got to say.

Television:

Favorite shows: Ghost Hunters, CSI, Law and Order: SVU, Cold Case Files, Parking Wars, What the Fuck Fridays on Spike

Books:

I judge books by the cover. I can't help it. If the cover doesn't look good, I won't read it.

Heroes:

I'm still trying to decide who should be my hero. My life is going about 5 different ways right now, and I'm still trying to work it out.

My Blog

For Robert

I just want you close Where you can stay forever You can be sure that it will only get better You and me together Through the days and nights I don’t worry cause everything’s ganna b...
Posted by Zoey's Mom on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:10:00 PST

How do you know if you’re from Southeast Alaska, read on...

- You know what muskeg is- You have worn X-tra Tuffs to school or work- You have taken a float plane or a commercial fishing vessel for a school trip- You go to ..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 />Juneau to g...
Posted by Zoey's Mom on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:24:00 PST

Tagggggggggged

YOU GOT TAGGED MOTHER F*CKERS!!! Here's how you play. Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, you choose 10...
Posted by Zoey's Mom on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:00:00 PST

Dude, anti-Peta article, hilarious.

(I must say, that I agree with everything this author says, except the hunting.  I believe hunting is a necessity, as I grew up hunting.  The difference between how I hunt, and the way many ...
Posted by Zoey's Mom on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 06:24:00 PST

Stripped

Come with meInto the treesWe'll lay on the grassAnd let the hours passTake my handCome back to the landLet's get awayJust for one dayLet me see you strippedLet me see you stripped MetropolisHas nothin...
Posted by Zoey's Mom on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:30:00 PST

PRAY!!

Robert called me up, and told me that he found me a car, a Bronco, $800 o.b.o& I was hesitant& (that cheap?  Probably rusty and doesn't run right)& Sign said it ran great and was dependable thoug...
Posted by Zoey's Mom on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:42:00 PST

This is perfect....

[Talking:] This goes out to someone that was Once the most important person in my life I didn't realize it at the time I can't forgive myself for the way I treated you so I don't really expect you to...
Posted by Zoey's Mom on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:09:00 PST

A Subway poem, written to seduce.....

The Hint There's this guyHe's got cool eyes,But he keeps lookin' at MY prizesHe can lick my lipsAnd grab my hipsBut I need more than that to get my kicks...So you gonna give it to me?Put me throu...
Posted by Zoey's Mom on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:28:00 PST

E! True Hollywood Story PART TWO!!!!

So I was driving down the street.... When something caught the corner of my eye... There it was... a man eating spider... hanging from it's pernicious web, preparing to strike at me at any moment. I'm...
Posted by Zoey's Mom on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:23:00 PST

E! True Hollywood Story: Kristin Buchanan

So there I was... Helping clean the carport, I'm carrying a box of random shit that's been sitting in the carport for months out to the garbage. I hand it off to someone so they can take the next leg ...
Posted by Zoey's Mom on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST