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David

SHhhhhhh,,,

About Me

I’m coming to terms with the fact that I’m rapidly losing touch with the kids, I’m on the cusp of being old i think. Anyway, i'm a Northerner and in Maidstone for at least the rest of this summer. Quite like it down here but am mistaken for Irish at every turn by people who've never left town before....Hoping to get back to Oz at some point soon to ease the UK housing shortage and worsen the impending pesions crisis.Would love to write mor but i'm off to eat a bacon sarnie, drink coffee and read the papers, heaven.I hate cats, they're whiney little cunts.

My Interests

My biggest pleasures in life...Squash, running, Skiiing (awesome), travelling, boozing and food.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't describe themself as 'bubbly', 'down to earth', 'open minded', 'level-headed', 'happy-go-lucky' or 'has good sense of humour'. Someone who isn't obsessed with pretending to be a vampire or includes the words 'dark', 'Satans' or 'Angel' as their logon name......I'd just really love to meet Gabby Roslin or Anna Friel, take her for a curry and a couple of bottles of bangla.

Music:

'....How can we make love if we can't make a mends...' Got to be the best lyric ever penned, well done Michael Bolton.I'm loving: Kings of Leon, Powderfinger, The Killers, The Bravery, Muse, infusion, mr scruff, the subways and kenny rodgers...

Movies:

Love films....in no order of preference:Money pit, shawshank redemption, walk the line, withnail and i, fear and loathing in las vegas, independance day, memento, o brother where art though?, motor cycle diaries, Rambo, Crash, Jaws, pulp fiction, Indiana jones & the temple of doom, back to the future, cool hand luke, papillon, stand by me, trainspotting, hackers, time bandits,

Books:

Georges Marvelous Medicine (Roald Dahl)Reading Carcher in the Rye, think its rubbish.