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My name is Macaulay-Jane Heloise Bristow.I don't agree with 'emotional rollercoasters' or the 'wow factor' and I generally don't agree with the people that use those words.
On average I spill a cup of tea once every 46 minutes - this is not an exaggeration.
I am producing a hard house track with my writing partner. It's called 'Conceptual Blending Theory' - we think it's going to be massive in Germany.
Once at a festival we discussed what would happen if we were boys. Turns out I was a boy called Max De Winter, but instead of wanting to be him, I now want to make him my husband, so if you know where he is - let me know. He is buff.
The Tesco slogan changed from 'every little helps' to 'we control every aspect of your lives'. At noon on January the 21st 2013, Tesco invaded Denmark with 200 superstores and 1500 Tesco Expresses.
I'll teach you to eat kitkats, olives and buenos properly.
I once witnessed a diamond robbery.
I am learning about the Linguistics.