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About Me

there's not much to tell that you don't know already. i am unapologetically who i am. take all your prejudices you have about everybody in the world and that's me. it might look a little weird at first but the closer you look, the more it will make sense. then we are at a good starting point. you might want to bring some heavy sedatives first. some amphetamines would be helpful as well.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You, Gandhi, Franklin, Ed Said, Tang Dynasty Poet Li Bai, and... did I mention you?

Who wouldn't want to party with these guys?

My Blog

Bubblings over an IPA

I'm going to leash my turtle for a cool night's walk.I'll unleash my chipmunk who'll unleashhis hearty chipmunk cheeks.We won't see your discharged eel skin Mastercard for weeks.
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 14:21:00 GMT

Phoneless droppings at work

My tea tastes like coffeethe world wide funk todayis not one you can dance tothe plants outside wave in the windto the basil in the windowsillmy phone cries its quiet song without mepoetry evaporates ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:04:00 GMT

Masquerading digitally as a deaf mute

Twitter I must say was the death knell of a man already with difficulties putting word to public forumgiven a new venue to bleed in the coliseum where everyone can see, can only bleed in monochrome.Li...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:54:00 GMT

Treats, no tricks, even from a trickster

Haven't really felt like writing a whole lot recently. Too many negative things going on. I'm going to be feeling the effects of December for many many months to come. Just glad things are back to n...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 13:34:00 GMT

Loitering

I'm scrabbling at strawsplaying Scrabble with q's and no u'sI'm bending the lawsof physicsof cynicsof gimmicks.I'm fooling myself with shadowskeeping the rusewith a Rubik's Cube.Captain Steubing repor...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:12:00 GMT

From fasting to feasting: the Elections of 2008 (in progres)

The majority of the people that I spoke to, or really that spoke to me, would ask me who I'm voting for and when I say something like, 'Kevin Beckner and Stephen Gorham, but I'm undecided on Amendme...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:26:00 GMT

Stolen photos from the days of my filial nuptial duties

They met on a boat. I met him in Belgium. I met her in Shanghai.It's not always as entertaining but Philippe has a penchant for getting down on his knees for women. This works out well in the begging ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 10:28:00 GMT

Digestion, insomnia, congestion, conjecture: still lost somewhere over the N. Pacific

I've had about a week to digest the two and a half weeks of the Atlanta-Shanghai-Tongli-Jiujiang-Nanhai-Guangzou AKA two weddings, a and my funeral at a nonfairtrade-tradefair. Really I can't decide i...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 10:26:00 GMT

To catch a thief

Well, it's not going to happen but I can fantasize about it. My beautiful fake I-phone was too flashy for a thief to not relieve me of it. I'm not entirely sure if it was a thief or it just fell out o...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:42:00 GMT

Bigass pictures of Shanghai

I'm pretty far from my swanky condo view now in Shanghai, but here it is by night and by day. and by night again.
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 07:33:00 GMT