Ok. Let's do this- imagine, that we (you and me) are stuck in the elevator cabin in a hu-u-u-ge building. I hope you're not a sexual maniac, but if you are, please be patient and let me tell my story to the End. I don't care what you gonna do after that cause I won't be there. So, yeah, we're stuck and the time goes by and we're bored and no one from service cocksuckers isn't going to help... There's nothing to do but talk, so you're asking me what my name is and I go like "it's the same name as on my myspace page on the left." This phrase means, that there's no need for you to ask me also about my age/ relationship status/sexual orientation/religion etc. You can ask me some other questions though, something like "Are you really from Russia?" or "What do you want from life?". My answer to the first one would be "nope dude I was born on Mars, raised on Venus and finally thrown to this weird city of Saint-Petersburg by my evil destiny ". The second question is a little bit more difficult, but only a little bit. I would say this : "I don't wanna from this life more, than this fucking life wants from me..." Sounds good, my friend (potential enemy), doesn't it? Yeah, I know, I have something humans would call "sense of humor". We, aliens call it "sanity". Anyway, sorry, I keep walking away from our weird situation. Your next question would probably be "What the fuck is wrong with your english?" and I would blush and mumble confusedly "Alas, dude, we're not all americans even though all the world is turning to this god blessed country incredibly fast". Well, it seems like you start to get bored of our conversation, so let your imagination work, so you'll see the cabin has finally moved from the dead point. The door opened on some store and you walked out and tuned back, but there was no me already... Only 3 words were writtn on the dirty wall "PEACE, LOVE, ROCK-N-ROLL".
Now, GO and ADD me, if you haven't done it yet.
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L-96 Sniper Rifle
Preventing a situation from escalating is in your favor as an up-close fight would result in almost certain defeat, however if you know its going to happen you'll hit first and with little warning. You like a fight on your terms and will generally wait patiently for the right moment for an unsuspected strike.
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