Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:26:00 GMT |
Only In America |
Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk> all the way to the back of the store to get their> prescript...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:49:00 GMT |
The Philosophy Of Ambiguity |
1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.....
3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APE...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:40:00 GMT |
Every House Party Has |
Ever notice how EVERY HOUSE PARTY ALWAYS HAS:
-the guy with the microphone who wont shut up! Chances are he talks all over the best pasrt of the song as opposed to the instrumental.
-the girl who just...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:39:00 GMT |
How To Tell Where A Driver Is From... |
How to Tell Where a Driver is From...
One hand on wheel, > one hand on horn: > CHICAGO.
One hand on wheel, > middle finger out window: > NEW YORK
One hand on wheel, > middle fin...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:33:00 GMT |
1976 |
In 1976 (the year you were born)
Gerald Ford is president of the USThe US celebrates its bicentennial, marking the 200th anniversary of its independenceThe Viking II sets down on Mars' Utopia P...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:42:00 GMT |
HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU IN 100 LANGUAGES |
English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumen Bambara - M'bi fe Bangla - Aamee tuma ke b...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:28:00 GMT |
Lyrics You Live By |
Only God can judge me now
TUPAC "Only Go Can Judge Me Now"
Posted by: Strawberry
We all self conscious,
I'm just the first to admit it.
KANYE WEST "All Falls Down"
Posted by: Str...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 16:13:00 GMT |
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If... |
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If...
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE".
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair " ...and can...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:08:00 GMT |
You Know You're From Vallejo.... |
You know you're from Vallejo if....
When you were younger you used to be scared to drive by Lake Herman Road, near Blue Rock Springs, because of the Zodiac Killer. You thought the Hogan vs....
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 19:17:00 GMT |
