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mason

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Let me start by saying if you don't chew big red gum, then fuck you. That being said, I am Mason. You will bow to me. I am looking for volunteers to try an atomic donkey punch with me. You will be the one getting the punch. Send me a message if you would like to get involved in this project.

My Interests

Music, cars, and your face.

I'd like to meet:

The guy who thought being a vegetarian was a good idea, so I can kick his nuts off. I'm sure he's dead by now, probably from a lack of protein. Good riddance.

Music:

I enjoy metal. I like screaming, lyrics about evil and carnage and rape. Everytime I hear emo I want to hit an emo kid in the throat with a 9 iron.

Movies:

I love Quentin Tarentino movies. Any movie that makes a person think his/her way through it to understand it will ensue enjoyment on my part. I'm sick of MTV movies about surfing and douchebags falling in love, it makes me sick to my stomach. I also like classic horror movies, and Dirty Work.

Television:

Sucks.. But if I'm forced to watch I'd prefer... FAMILY GUY, Robot Chicken, The Simpsons, South Park, Scare Tactics, and some Discovery Channel stuff is cool except for the gay ass designer shows that always have a bunch of gay guys running around. FABULOUS!!!!!!!!

Books:

90 Minutes in Heaven, A Child Called It, The Lost Boy, The Bible, The Alphabet of Manliness, the MILPERSMAN, and so on and so forth...

Heroes:

Captain Spalding.

My Blog

No more blogs for this guy

Who's not posting douchebaggy blogs anymore? This guy. I realized that people who post blogs usually suck dick too, and I don't want to be associated with such people. My writing isn't all that great,...
Posted by mason on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 07:05:00 PST