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Adam... don't call me pretentious princess

AdamTWatkins

About Me

My emotional journey began at five years old when I walked in on my parents having sex in a position my father would later playfully describe as "the jackhammer." I have a mentor that verbally abuses me every chance he gets, and no matter how much I try, I can't stop constantly narrating my own life. I'm narcissistic, I'm pessimistic, I'm obsessive, I'm insecure. And I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair... I'm officially JD

My Interests

things that go vroom

Music:

I dunno anymore

Television:

Chuck, Heroes, Journeyman, Life,

Books:

101 Projects for your Porsche.

Heroes:

I'm a superhero

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Vintage photos...
Posted by Adam... don't call me pretentious princess on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 03:17:00 PST

the brain

fill a shot glass about 3/4 with peach schnapps pour a little bailey's and add a couple drops of grenedine. Looks like a brain! but tastes great.
Posted by Adam... don't call me pretentious princess on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:42:00 PST

Caipirinha

1 lime 2 tbsp sugar brazillian cachaca (or white rum *badacrdi*) crushed ice cut lime into 8 wedges  put in an old fashioned glass and add sugar crush with a muddle or wooden spoon, fill with ice...
Posted by Adam... don't call me pretentious princess on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:57:00 PST

Hurricane

for a drink... 2oz bacardi silver 4oz pineapple juice 1oz blue curaco 1/2oz grenadine or for a pitcher 1pint bacardi silver quart of pineapple juice 1/2 pint blue curaco 6oz grenadine ...
Posted by Adam... don't call me pretentious princess on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:07:00 PST

Pirates Martini

3 oz spiced navy rum (you can use captains if you can't find navy rum) 1/4 oz lime juice 1 dash cherry juice Mix in a shaker and prepare to catch a case of scurvey:)
Posted by Adam... don't call me pretentious princess on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:47:00 PST

suffering bastard

1/4 oz spiced rum 1/4 oz gin 1/4 oz vodka 1/4 oz tequila 1/4 blue curaco 1 dash cherry brandy 3 oz sour mix 3 oz orange juice drink it really cold or it will make your head explode! which is why it's&...
Posted by Adam... don't call me pretentious princess on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:44:00 PST

Jerry & coke

2shots Sailor Jerry rum 1/2 of a lime juiced 1 can of coke (you can use pepsi but it tastes better with coke) mix it all together and drink it :)
Posted by Adam... don't call me pretentious princess on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:40:00 PST

Pineapple upsidedown cake it's a martini:)

this makes more than one so have a big shaker ready 2/3 cup pineapple juice 1/3 cup vanilla vodka (stoli is best) 1 dash grenedine a couple pineapple chunks and some cherries for garnish you know the ...
Posted by Adam... don't call me pretentious princess on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:25:00 PST

Mojito

12 mint leaves 1/2 lime or 1 tbs unsweetend lime juice 1/2 oz sweet mix (fill empty bottle halfway with sugar and fill to neck with hot water, shake til clear) 2 oz rum 4 oz club soda   Bruise m...
Posted by Adam... don't call me pretentious princess on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:01:00 PST

MANGO TANGO BABY!

4oz mango margarita mix 3oz spiced rum 2oz mango rum 2 oz peach schnapps hold on you might feel a pinch
Posted by Adam... don't call me pretentious princess on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:58:00 PST