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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: 3/21/79
Birthplace: Upper Sandusky, OH
Current Location: Reynoldsburg
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 6'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: I think I have a little German...dunno, I'm white
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike something or other
Your Weakness: Why would I reveal this?
Your Fears: If I told you, it could be used against me
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Promotion at work
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Dunno, I don't use IM enough to overuse anything
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fucking alarm clock, I'm tired!
Your Best Physical Feature: Uhhh, I posted pictures, take a look
Your Bedtime: 12-3am
Your Most Missed Memory: That doesn't make sense; how could you miss what you can't remember?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Equal
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I hate tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: I'll pass, thanks
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fuck'n A
Do you Sing: I probably shouldn't
Do you Shower Daily: I smell nice for a reason
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, school loans suck
Do you want to get Married: I suppose
Do you belive in yourself: Sure, why not
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when reading in the car
Do you think you are Attractive: I'd bang me
Are you a Health Freak: I'm probably the opposite of that
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: They are alright
Do you play an Instrument: I used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: That question could be asked in hours rather than months
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope, nasty crap
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Booze is all I need
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Of course
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Not to shop
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Freaking nasty
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm straight, thanks
In the past month have you been Dumped: It's been longer than that :)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: The fishys might knaw on my weiner
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nixon "I'm not a crook"
Ever been Drunk: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Are these the same questions reworded, no, I'm not a theif
How do you want to Die: Old, rich, and sleeping would be decent
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I grew up, but retired sounds nice.
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Green
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde, followed by brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: I'm 6'3", so taller the better, but I'm not picky at all
Weight: Weight proportinate; but no fat chicks
Best Clothing Style: Anything that says she isn't high maintance
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: Don't care
Number of Piercings: Me 1, chicks....just keep it above the belt and off the face
Number of Tattoos: Me, none, women - I prefer none, but everyone seems to have one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret not taking charge more often, and being overly shy back in the day.
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