dneil Dead Man Walking

I'VE WON ANOTHER POLL ON talkFORUM!! ......I'D LIKE TO THANK PANBAAMS FOR RUNNING AN HONEST POLL AND OF COURSE EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR ME INCLUDING GEEZER......I'VE MADE A PROPOSAL TO HIM ABOUT HOW I COULD RETURN TO THE FORUM AND AT THE SAME TIME BE AVOIDED BY PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE FOR MY WAYS.......MAYBE BRUTUS CAN SWING IT FOR ME WHEN HE BECOMES AN ADMING? ............................................... Writing competition Result.And the winner is extract 3, written by (drum roll) ... dneil.Another time limit cock-up on a talkFORUM poll involving dneil. Just like the old days, eh?Carlos J, who wrote extract 1, is the runner up. Other entries were by me (2), Rantan (4) and Arthur Brutal (5). The two people who voted for me can expect their talkFORUM Gold Membership Packs to arrive in the post any day now.Thanks to everyone who took part and voted, I'll bump the other thread at some point and if people are up for it we can do it all again. DIG THIS, FAKETAN!........WHO WAS YOUR STORY ABOUT, SOFT LAD?!! .............................................. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?!!........RAFA GERRARD CARRA IMPRESSIONS!!......lol ......................................................... HELLO THERE........I'M ALAN BRAZIL'S GRANNY!!
............................................... dneil TELLS TOWNSEND AND PARRY HOW TO SAY ST.JAMES' dneil tells Andy Townsend and Mike Parry how to say St.James' Park. I managed to get a dig in at Micky Quinn who still reckons Newcastle play at "Sid James Park" by the way, Mike Bovil and Adrian Durham F.C. lol who now pronounce it correctly, thanks to me!! I think I upset Andy a bit so he said something about me living in Southampton which is a bit rich coming from an "Irish man" born in Kent!! lol Parry was a bit unkind about Byker till he started back pedalling at the end!! Audio provided by mickynwa. ..................................................... HAWKSBEE & dneil!!......JOE KINNEAR. This was the second call taken on talkSPORT concerning Joe Kinnear's first interview given as interim Manager of Newcastle United. Quite historic but dull?!! I was put off a bit by Andy Jacobs cutting across my first cue and prattling on with his usual spiteful anti Newcastle bollocks probably ending with "there's no question about it" he didn't speak to me though! I was giving Kinnear a warm welcome mainly because he wasn't Venables and managed to diss Terry! I also had to correct cloth ears Hawksbee who was completely misinterpreting what he had been told sensationally by Kinnear five minutes earlier! Nowrah then Paul howrah did you manage to do that?!! Audio provided by my fan?!! mickynwa.
SO WILL...ALRIGHT FAIR ENOUGH YOU HAD JEFF BECK'S EX TART.....BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN WHOOSH!! YOU WERE SNEAKED INTO LADY DI'S PRIVATE ROOMS AND BANG!!.....WELL YES .....BANG!! LITERALLY I SUPPOSE?.....GREAT STUFF!! .........................................................
SO LISA HOW CAM YOU'VE STILL GOT A JOB ON talkSPORT READING THE NOOS WHEN YOU CALL MY PAL PAUL GASCOIGNE "GASSER" AND THAT POOR LAD SHOT DEAD IN AN UNNECESSARY WAY ON THE TUBE ........"JEAN CHARLES MENEZISSES"?..........BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE COCKY INCOMPETENTS PERHAPS GARY? WAHEY HAH HAH HAH!! ............................................................ ................................................
PRIEST LISTENS TO WANKERINTHEUSA'S LATEST CONFESSION. Forgive me father for I have sinned again, no not the defecating thing, no I got the top poster from talkFORUM.org dneil banned because I was jealous......even after that I used profanities about him in a rage........because he's still a better poster than me and he doesn't even post?!.......here is what I wrote Father....hereintheusa wrote: What an absolute sad cunt that man is - how much time has he spent trying to get back on the forum. The sad little fucker has no life whatsoever. He is obsessed with this forum.I have no doubt that he has few friends in the real world and the few that he does are probably bored with his incessant rantings about this place.If I was geezer I would fuck with his mind, let him back on then ban him after one or two posts................................................ dneil AND DOG MEET BRAZIL -BLANK EYERANI - SAVE DANNY GUTHRIE - AND THANK MIKE ASHLEY!!...... .................................................. ........................................ KLONE HAS ACTED IN A BAD WAY TOWARDS ME ON THE FORUM MANY TIMES, BUT I DON'T THINK HE DID MUCH WRONG IN AMSTERDAM! ............................................... BALLAD OF KLONE AND TINDO.....CLICK AND SINGALONGLeft The Boss back home in Southampton, Trying to get to Holland not France. The man on the mac said, "Where's paulo the twat?!". You know they didn't even give us a chance.Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard it can be. The way things are going Tind's gonna crucify me.Wishing I could get into Paris, Honey mooning down by the Seine. Then Tind called to say, "Did you get there O.K., Then she said "peace and love" once againChrist you know it ain't easy, You know how hard it can be. The way things are going Tind's gonna crucify me.Room for three in the Amsterdam Tipton, Bunking up with allan and minx. Woke up in bed, finding instead?" It seemed more like Ali v Spinks!!Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard it can be. The way things are going Tind's gonna crucify me.Saving up your money for a rainy day, Giving all your clothes to gunner b. Last night the wife said, "Oh boy, when you're dead You don't take nothing with you But your soul - think!"Made a lightning trip to the Fuzz Box, eating chocolate cake in a bag. That prick paulo said, "She's gone to his head, They look just like two gurus in drag".Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard it can be. The way things are going Tind's gonna crucify me.Caught the early boat back to London. Eating KFC round the back. They all made a fuss cos she missed her bus, Nobody has welcomed me back?!!Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard it can be. The way things are going They're gonna crucify me. The way things are going Tind's gonna crucify me. .................................................. IAN WRIGHT-FLEMING?!!.......HAVE YOU HEARD THIS TWONK CLEARING HIS FUCKING THROAT EVERY TWO MINUTES ON AIR?!!.....THIS IS WHAT HE'S LIKE ERR LAHK, SORRY! .................................................. MIKE PARRY SELLS IAN(FLEMING)WRIGHT'S SHIRT!!.....LET'S HOPE SOMEONE BUYS WRAGHTY A FUCKING COUGH BUTTON SO WE DON'T HAVE TO HEAR HIM CLEARING HIS FUCKING THROAT LOUDLY EVERY COUPLE OF MINUTES!!................................................. dneil GETS DUMPED BY WRAGHTY AND SOME OTHER GUY!! ................................................. ...................................................... WANKERINTHEUSA OWNED BY TEENAGER AFTER HE CAME OUT WITH THIS BULLSHIT!!.........I disagree Klone - I consider Minx a bit more than just a talkforum acquaintance and I would be more than happy to stamp all over his dead (or alive) body. Unless of course Minx tells me to stand down. I will respect whatever she wants. ............................. SOME YOUNG BLERRK RESPONDED WITH THIS! lols
................................... dneil VERSUS DANNY KELLY THE REMATCH!!
SO RONNIE ARE YOU RELATED TO THE EYERANIS WHO FUCKED UP BRAZIL'S DAD'S CORNER SHOP TRADE?!! ............................................ "Anyone hear Douglas just on Danny Kelly?".......VIDEO OF CLIP FROM MAY!! ..................................................... ............................................ I LOVE JACK BANNISTER!!......... ................ JACK WAS CHATTING TO HIS NEIGHBOUR ROGER FROM THE BRECONS...SAYING BYE AS OFF TO LORDS AS TODAY'S GAME BECKONED.....BUT WAIT, THE ONE WHO'S GONE TO LORDS IS NOT THE ONE YOU RECKONED......IT'S ROGER WHO IS AT THE GAME.... BECORRS JACK'S STILL IN BRECON!! ............................................ BANNING ME FROM THE FORUM CREATED A SPACE FOR POND LIFE TO FLOURISH?!!......LOL.....FUCKING HELL!!
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BEEKY WAS REPORTING ON THE LIVERPOOL GAME AND HAD TO TALK ABOUT A PLAYER CALLED JOVANOVIC!......I CAN FEEL A SPORT OR NOUGHT REVIVAL COMING "VERY SHORTLY INDEED!!....LOL ....................................................... ALSO TWO talkSPORT SMURFS WERE DOING THE WEST HAM GAME....THAT SHMUCK ABRAHAMS AND RICHARD KAUFFMAN WORKING FOR SKY WHO KEPT SAYING "MACKERSFIELD"! LOL ........................................................
talkSPORT NEWS....I'M KAT "WRIT!!"..... Presidential candidate Barack Obama has chosen Delaware Senator Joseph "Bidden" as his vice presidential running mate.................lol......she kept saying "Bidden all morning!!" ............................................... ...............................................
LOLS!!.....WELL WOULD I?!! ............................................................ .................................... talkFORUM and dneil .....it's over......again???!!! I fought the good fight and took many enemies down (including allahn lols!)........I was El Jefe The Boss.........there was only ever going to be one end though?....................................... ..................................................... I AM dneil FORMERLY OF talkFORUM.org 2005-2008 .............................................. THE AHH HARDEST WORKING MAN ON THE FORUM! 24K QUALITY POSTS ........................................................... THE KING OF THE JUNGLE.....THE TIGER WHO GOT BANNED ...................................................... THE ONLY PERSON TO WIN A TOP POSTER VOTE AT THE YEAR END! ......................................................... TOP POSTER, PEOPLE'S CHAMP 2006 ......................................................... RUNNER UP IN THE RIGGED ANYONE BUT dneil POLL 2006 ....................................................... STILL THE CHAMP DESPITE A MUGABE DELAY TILL FEB 2007! ........................................................ RUNNER UP IN THE RIGGED ANYONE BUT dneil POLL 2007 ....................................................... YES!! I AM dneil EL JEFE......ERR THE BOSS!! ....................................................... .................................................... ........................................................... dneil NEVER ASK FOR WHOM THE RUPERT BELL TOLLS... The late dneil a.k.a talkFORUM dneil..Tonydneil Montana.....El Jefe.....The Boss.....The unrigged multi-award winner etc......Sending a message to that Rantan thing (you and paulo?!! fucking hell lols!!) Violet Storm.......Greezer you all helped to create the Ben Johnson/Michelle Smith style talkFORUM Voting Polls cheat.... paulo lols!!......Now hear this!!...."YOU CANNOT STOP WHAT IS UNSTOPPABLE......YOU CANNOT DESTROY A LEGEND......YOU CAN'T KILL WHAT IS ALREADY DEAD!! ..........................................................
FOR ME......I PROMISE YOU....IF YOU ARE CAUGHT CARRYING A KNIFE....BANG!! YOU GET FIVE YEARS......IF YOU GET CAUGHT DRINK DRIVING OF COURSE YOU GET A PAT ON THE BACK AND A CASE OF STRONGBOW!!.....THAT WOULD BE THE END OF KNIFE CULTURE BY THE WAY.......I'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE LOVELY GERRUHLLS ALOUD AFTER THIS BREAK....... (CUE talkSPORT AD.......) GANGSTER VOICE ONE: I HEAR BUDGET HAVE FLATTENED THEIR PRICES...........GANGSTER VOICE TWO: WHAT, GIVEN 'EM A GOING OVER?!......GANGSTER VOICE THREE:......SLASHED 'EM MORE LIKE!!
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KERSHING CASINO.............. ................ FUCKING HELL!!
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FORGET THE FOOTBALL..LET'S SPOUT HYSTERICALLY, INACCURATELY ABOUT ERR KNIFE CRIME ON THE talkSPORT SPORT FLAGSHIP SHOW?!! AT LEAST WE HAD TWO DECENT, RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE SPOUTING CRAP THOUGH......I MEAN WE COULD HAVE HAD FOLK WHO WERE REGULARLY CHAUFFERED BY DRUNK DRIVERS OR HABITUAL TROUBLE MAKING DRUNKS OR PEOPLE WHO CHEERFULLY SINGALONG WITH SONGS CELEBRATING THE KILLING OF BRITISH SOLDIERS COULDN'T WE?!! ........................................... dneil CONSIDERS PLEA TO SAVE talkFORUM.org!! After being unfairly banned dneil has been asked to return and save the forum once again!! Despite the valiant efforts of some sparkling posters, the place is grinding to a halt. Even though under his mismanagement the forum is failing to qualify, Greezer may have been offered an escape route in the shape of a management job at the Dutch forum, Twente Enshite!! Should I save his ass?!!........... Accompanied by Ida Corr vs Fedde Le Grand......Err Let Me Think About It........Hello Frank Bough!!..................................................... . GREETINGS TO THE GROOVY GANG ETCEHRAH AS BEEKY WOULD SAY!! dneil says Hello Hello Hola!! To the Groovy Gang and all my friends on talkFORUM.org Youtube MySpace and everywhere else!!........accompanied by U2 with Vertigo......Uno Dos Tres Catorce...Still The Boss and friend of Kait Borsay!! ....................... THE GROOVY GANG!! but respect to..... cosmo...noob...... mick young niggahs with attitude..........tormato winner of the 2006 anyone but dneil even though your good stuff was in 2007 rigged poll.........by the way.....paul woss..........floppydisk.........headless....aka partridge.........arthur brutal...2dans....frank bough.....godsey....Uncletheone.....hawkeye.....mr deeds.....jimboola...you love mikes dicken.....harry lemon....maaarning.........michael winnerfan.....homer...finbar topman!...daniel 6543789..ken hom collars..willd...swell deckchairs.....ikhlaq 786........holden...normulch...ultrapic.....nowayyeah...fina ry........Augustus!..Postie..MGA99.... haw haw....myhealthstoilet.....satchmo....Panbaams! micoud......jabe......endowment...upside down.womble......happytree..imakeyouright...whatho jeeves...wadders....Darkboy...... mark from liverpool..... Brutus...quinny..... all my biahtches especially Lucy....peaches err tind.......ceejay....spiceygal.....more to follow though guy.......... Whoops........just had to dump some dopey multi id........sad double act! (more)............................................. GREEZER IN dneil DENIAL SHOCKERRRR?!! ....................................... "I did not have sexual relations with that woman........." Bill Clinton January 26 1998 "This forum has always been quieter during the summer"......Greezer, talkFORUM'S Steve Mclaridge sic. type manager trying to deflect his ballsing up of the forum management. June 14 2008. Improved Father's Day Version of Enter Bannedman to highlight famous displays of mendacity................................................... ............................................................ ...... ENTER BANNEDMAN ....................................................... dneil addresses talkFORUM.org to mark Greezer's winning the "Steve Mclaren Look At Me, I'm Hard And Jealous, I'll Dispense With The Top Man's Services, That Will Work....Doh!!" Ballsup Management Award. Accompanied by Metallica........Hello gunner b. .. .. ......................................... HE WHO BANS THE TIGER IS AFRAID TO DISCOUNT RETRIBUTION! ............................................................ .......................................................
mick young niggahs with attitude - celebrity dneil fan...DIS FUCKIN GUY dneil brought you the talkSPORT related names and phrases some of which have been ripped off by the talkSPORT Creative Dept.!!............. ........................ that Rachel bird......Kate jinction Clark........socalled......Mike Summerbeeing Silly.......traffic centre is Louise a prosser?......Wobyn Schonhofer.....the Scolding Bike.......Swampy at the Cinema......opeenion.....PBT positive......Fonzian Collins.....John Gaunt.......Derek Coonte........Hezbollahdo......that shmuck Abrahams.....Faker Udders......Kosnians.....Caesar O Lullivan.....Traitor Townsend........Armistice Andy.......Adrian Durham FC.....Wraghty.....Chessy Nand lol.....really giyuud.....I'b Bike Dickid.....uziz talkSPORT........Ronnie Eyerani.....Anne Drew McKenna......The Laughing Gulls......Rhodri The Porthmadog Porno Man......The Senday Sash...(saw that bastard off!!).....The Mightbe Quinn........Mick (unfunny) Quinn.......Micky Quinn and his Sid James debyoot.......Gary Stevens made me feel uncamfy when he said "camfy"!!.....Jimmy Chile ex Eyepswich and Scotland......