I am Alexis Matthew James Saville Titwhistle Taliban Gotts, and I am not gay, you are!
I am 5'8" and I suffer from mild "short man syndrome". As a result I am often bad-tempered and prone to pangs of jealousy when other males are present. I'm 27 but I've just realised I'm not really behaving like it. In fact, what the hell am I playing at?!
I am an artiste.
Some examples on this Blog: WebsterGotts Art Blog
I am a drummer in the bands Eternal Stench, Wet Nuns and Money & Girls, and also in many other legendary bands:-
Bra Full Of Hate, Teabagging The Dead, Labia Unfolded, The Shirtlifters, Dicks For Fingers, I Forgot I Was Ginger, Toblerone Rape (solo project), I Once Saw A Monkey Prolapse, SAS (Songs About Snatch), Cactus Gonads, Fist Full Of Piss, Gas Chamber Pervert Romance, Federal Bureau Of Incest, Mesopotamian Porn Addiction, Excuse Me Beefcake, Hey Buddy- AaAAHHH!, Misshapen Cock Of Woe, The Bumrapist Midgets, Mock The Disabled, Bubbling Fanny, and many more...
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