Joshy Boo [THE LAZER GUN CARRIER]

my name is Joshua Isaiah Bryant...the best man with the name thats still in the game. HE HE well hmm about me there's not much to say i like bananas a lot they are tasty. i like to make people laugh thats my thing. and i like to make people happy, smiles are cool to me. But hmm...things i don't like freakin avacados there are nasty or icky mayonase. i don't like when people are sad it gets me down. I have a girlfriend and i don't plan on ever leaving her, dont want a new/extra one, and i dont want a girl to mess around with. I'm taken i don't cheat and i'm happy with her for the rest of my life. I have like 63 best friends so yeah hahahahaha....but i only have one number one(my girlfriend), one bestie and two bestest friend. My bestie is Kellie...she is awesome and she is so damn falarious. she makes me happy when i get down sometimes with her good heart. and if a girl wants to fight me my bestie will put hands on her because she is too vicious. i have two bestest friends who are Anarosa and Natasha. Anarosa is my bestest friend and i tell her everything like EVERYTHING. I dont know what i would do without her. Natasha is by bestest friend and i help her and she helps me and we help each other become better people. Cant live without them even though sometimes i think i can. But i need them. alrighte well thats it i guess??? o yeah and i like to have fun if your not fun then were not hanging out because i could die any second and i wanna die at least jumping through the air with a smile or chasing seaguls at the beach or something. I live to have fun because i live to smile. 8) I'm still doing it. 8)First of all this is my girlfriend...and i have to say she is the absolute friggin greatest. i made a word for how much i love her it goes ling-ling-superfantabulous-pow-wow-ultraflythingylikesortalo vinyoulots. yea its one word with the hyphens. but seriously she is like the biggest part of my life right now. I can not even start to tell you how goofy this one is though. Geez she makes me like only slighty odd. She is the perfect match for me though and if you have seen us together then you would have to agree. I'm never ever gonna leave her because i need her. She is literally me other half. She is the defintion of perfect to me and no one can compare to her. She makes me smile when i see her and i am completely happy when i'm in her arms. No lies i am locked up for life...i will never need anyone else. No stupid chicken can do anything my girlfriend cant so don't play me. I'm locked up because she is basically my wife now. I'm happy i'm in love oka so don't mess with it, or else joshy boo will get mean. But on a lighter note you should really get to know my girlfriend she will light up your life. She loves me for who i am and that's all i was ever looking for and i'm so happy that i found everything i was looking for when i met BRITTANY NICOLE SOZA