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Figaro

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About Me

im 25, grew up in arizona but have been in austin for 8 years now. i love to dance, and will sometimes battle when i get a good challenge. i love night life, shooting pool, drinking, getting fubar, sex, having fun, and just being a big dork. i can be the biggest asshole you will ever meet, but if i like you im one of the best people to have as a friend.do not send me a friend invite if you just want to have a high friends list count, or if your a band trying to get a fan base. i will deny it.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike AKA Figaro
Birthday: january 19 1981
Birthplace: Dallas, TX
Current Location: Austin, TX
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark brown/Black
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on what im doing, but right for the most part
Your Heritage: Spainierd (like from Spain, not mexico)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Globes and the boot for my broken foot.
Your Weakness: red heads
Your Fears: failure
Your Perfect Pizza: meat lovers with black olives.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: a lot
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ....
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn it, i have to wake up.
Your Best Physical Feature: my stomach.
Your Bedtime: whenever im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: ... im not going down that road.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i dont care
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: like a fucking sailor
Do you Sing: sometimes in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: uuhhh yea.
Have you Been in Love: yes. she broke my heart, whore.
Do you want to go to College: badly
Do you want to get Married: i did.
Do you belive in yourself: who else am i going to belive in?
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: if i had the ability to be, yes.
Do you get along with your Parents: fuck no
Do you like Thunderstorms: God yes!
Do you play an Instrument: not any more
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes, im on meds right now for pain.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes actually
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: not in the last month
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: oh yea
Ever been called a Tease: lol, many times
Ever been Beaten up: a few times.
Ever Shoplifted: when iwas younger i used to. not any more, not worth it.
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory in front of as many people as possible.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a kid!
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: RED!
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: anything shorter the me is fine.
Weight: under 115.
Best Clothing Style: no prefferance, just not slutty
Number of Drugs I have taken: all of them!
Number of CDs I own: none
Number of Piercings: im down to 2 now. neither are in, but im gettingthem all redone
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to even remember, much less count.
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My Interests

I'm a dancer (not stripper), i shoot pool a lot, I'm very into astrology and mythology (namely Greek), I'm a very very sexual person, but I'm also very aware of when and where those things are appropriate.I'm very into motorcycles (cruisers), i like to rock climb and work out, i have been doing martial arts my entire life. i just generally like to be physically active and have fun.

I'd like to meet:

the Adams family.

Music:

H.I.M. ,tool, a perfect circle, bowling for soup, new found glory, AFI, stabbing westward, way way way too many to name. music is my life.

Movies:

disturbing behavior, braveheart, gladiator, boondock saints, many more.

Television:

THE SIMPSONS!!!! futurama, family guy, spong bob square pants, dextors lab, invader zim, friends, whos line is it anyway, CSI, anything comedy or mystery.

My Blog

I NEED SOMEONE WHO WILL...

Take care of my friends dog for about a month. He is going into rehab and I told him I would find him a home for the @35 days he will be gone. I will give you the money for dog food, he is a really sw...
Posted by Figaro on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 05:40:00 PST

MY DICK!!!!!

My dick cost a late night fee Your dick got the HIV My dick plays on the double feature screen Your dick went straight to DVD My dick bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kids My dick la...
Posted by Figaro on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:48:00 PST

Ever feel....

Ever feel like there are a thousand invisable hands holding you back, stopping you from running? Ever feel like there are a thousand invisable hands covering your mouth, stopping you from screaming? &...
Posted by Figaro on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:45:00 PST

The road to nowhere.

I was looking back on my life And all the things I've done to me I'm still looking for the answers I'm still searching for the key The wreckage of my past keeps haunting me It just won't leave me alon...
Posted by Figaro on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:46:00 PST

my obituary

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com...
Posted by Figaro on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:34:00 PST

to everyone i love

your the only reason im still alive, for now. i wish all of you knew how much i truly love you. if i never talk to you again, im sorry. maybe your better off this way.im listening to "the loss" by hol...
Posted by Figaro on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:19:00 PST

i see myself in you...

and i hate you for it.
Posted by Figaro on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:14:00 PST

this is fucking bullshit!!!

NOTHING EVER WORKS!!!!!! NOTHING!! IM SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT!!!!
Posted by Figaro on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 12:34:00 PST

i got a...

joint rolling machine!  i know, i know. big deal right. NO!! not for me at least. you see, i have never really been a smoker of pot. iv done EVERYTHING else, but i used to not even touch it ...
Posted by Figaro on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:38:00 PST

im thinking of going home.

i really miss my family, my younger siblings have grown up without me and the second to the youngest one turned 20 today. i missed them growing up, when i left he was 11!and there is just so little le...
Posted by Figaro on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:16:00 PST