T-Shirt Hell, The Neverending Struggle between idiots and other idiots, Air Conditioners, Hair Conditioners, putting my ear to the washing machine when it is agitating, Invisible shirts, M&M's, Political Anagrams (Ann Coulter's name can be changed into "no real cunt"), Soccerball revenge, giving Kendall the scorpion death drop, Putting cody in a headlock, Hailey's bite marks, Traci's Rocko's modern life shirt, People that support causes only by displaying the bumper sticker of said causes (guilty!), People who sue McDonald's for blah or blah blah, French fries, Sean Hannity's GOP ball-tickling, Alan Colmes' inertia, Penn & Teller, Chrisopher Hitchens getting pissed, Watching My Dad Watch America's Funniest Videos, Larryspeak, Filming Short Movies with my Uncle, belly-buttons, Diet Mtn. Dew, Embarrassing Others,Not eating sushi, Chinese fire drills, Swiss Army Knives, Maltese falcons, Full House Reruns, Drinking Pickle-juice, Special Effects, Special Olympics, Special Effects Olympics, Throwing things at people when they aren't looking, Bill O'Reilly's rage, Nancy Grace's Eye Make-up, Glenn Beck's teeth, People with Quirks, Kicking and Screaming, Loud Music, Mr. Show commentaries,Metroid, Super Mario Bros., Castlevania, Pro Wrestling Bloopers, and Weird Music!
People who enjoy the simple things, And those who relish the complicated...
Robert The Doll!
A Perfect Circle, ABBA, Aimee Mann, Al Hirt, Alice Cooper, Alice in Chains, Angelo Badalamenti, Aphex Twin, Arthur Brown, Amon Tobin, Beastie Boys, Beck, BeeGees, Ben Folds, Bernard Herrman, The Big Black Cooters of Anal Drippage, Billy Idol, Black Sabbath, Blade Fetish, Bliss Blood, Bobby Womack, Body Count, Brak, Buck Owens, BUCKETHEAD, Buried Inside, Butthole Surfers, Cake, Cake Like, The Cardigans, The Carpenters, Charlie Feathers, Circle Takes the Square, Coldplay (seriously), Converge, Cradle of Filth, CruniON, Culture Club, Curiosity, DVDA, Dan the Automator, Danny Elfman, Darth Vegas, David Bowie, David Yow, Dead Kennedys, Deadbolt, Deadboy & the Elephantmen, DefTones, Dengue Fever, Depeche Mode, Desert Sessions, Devin Townsend Band, Devo, Dido, Dog Fashion Disco, The Doodletown Junkies, Double Dick Slick, Dresden Dolls, Eagles of Death Metal, Electric Hellfire Club, Electric Light Orchestra, Elton John, Elvis Costello, Elysian Fields, End., Ennio Morricone, Ex Voto, Faith No More, Fantômas, Faxed Head, Fiona Apple, The Flaming Lips, FOETUS, Frank Zappa, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Fuck on the Beach, George Baker Selection, Goodie Mob, Gorillaz, Hank III, Harry Nilson, Helmet, Idiot Flesh, INXS, Iron & Wine, Iron Butterfly, Jane's Addiction, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, Julee Cruise, Kaada, King Crimson, KMFDM, Ladytron, Lard, Led Zeppelin, Link Wray, Little Richard, Lords Of Acid, Lou Reed, Lustmord, Marvin Gaye, Massive Attack, Mastodon, Mazzy Star, Melt Banana, Melvins, Meshuggah, Messer Chups, Mindless Self Indulgence, Moby, Mondo Generator, Mothers of Invention, Mudvayne, Neurosis, Nine Inch Nails, Oingo Boingo, The Omen Soundtrack, Otis Redding, Outkast, Pantera, Patsy Cline, Pavement, Peaches, Pink Anvil, Pizzicato 5, PJ Harvey, Primus, Puscifer, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, REM, Radiohead, Ramones, Rasputina, Reverend Horton Heat, Riz Ortolani, Rollins Band, Rolling Stones, Rush, Samhain, Sarah Maclachlan, Secret Chiefs 3, Simon and Garfunkel, Skeleton Key, Slayer, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Slim Whitman, Smashing Pumpkins, Southern Culture on the Skids, Stone Temple Pilots, Strapping Young Lad, System of a Down, TTOMO (3x1 minus 1), Taco, Talking Heads, Tenacious D, Tom Jones, Tom Waits, Tomahawk, Tool, TurboNegro, Type O Negative, Urge Overkill, Vampire's Sound Incorporation, Violent Femmes, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Ween, Weird Al, White Zombie, William Shatner, X, XTC, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yes, Zeni Geva, The Zombies, and yes...I cheated like hell (notice the alphabetical order) from my mp3 player...thank you for playing.
The Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra,Diabolique (The 1955 version, not that sharon stone crap) Rabid, Shivers, The Dead Zone, SlingBlade, The Omen, The Exorcist, Penn & Teller Get Killed, Evil Dead...all of em', The Hills Have Eyes, Blood Diner, Blood Feast, The Gore Gore Girls, Pink Flamingos, Desperate Living, Female Trouble, Polyester, The Tin Drum, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Richard Kern, Cannibal The Musical, Donnie Darko, The Brood, Anything Tarantino Has Done, Bowling For Columbine, George Romero, Lucio Fulci, Dario Argento, Wes Craven, Tim Burton, Friday the 13th 1-infinity, Herschell Gordon Lewis, John Waters, David Cronenberg, E. Elias Merhige, Richard Donner, John Landis, Top Secret, Tobe Hooper, The Naked Gun, The Pink Panther Strikes Again, David Lynch, John Carpenter, David Winters ( Thank you so much for Space Mutiny...no really, I mean it), Anthony Doublin ( Future War made me get a laugh gland reduction), Wes Craven, Bad Horror Movies, Gory Horror movies, Anything Weird...different...bizarre, I love it...
FREAKS AND GEEKS, Garth Marenghi's DarkPlace, South Park, Ren and Stimpy, Family Guy (but I stopped watching since I learned that it was written by manatees), Mr Show, Sealab 2021, Chappelle's Show, The Simpsons, MST3K, Da Ali G Show, The Daily Show, Conan O' Brien, The Colbert Report, Penn & Teller's BULLSHIT, Strangers With Candy, Upright Citizens Brigade, Wonder Showzen, Robot Chicken, and just about any show where people get hurt (remember, there is a fine line between being on America's Funniest Videos and being on Rescue 911), all very nice....but just the tip of my entertainment iceberg
Encyclopedias, God Is Not Great (How Religion Poisons Everything), The God Delusion, Of Mice and Men, Animal Farm, Devil's Knot, Any Book Of Lists, Red Dragon, Silence Of The Lambs, Bridge To Terebithia, Anything Horror, Movie Guides, any book of stupid quotes is pure reading gold.
Damien Echols and Jason Baldwin, And anyone who still believes in the Constitution...