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Jesse A.

About Me

I love kittens and rainbows. Turn ons include long walks on the beach, strawberries, and Champagne. Turn offs include rude people, negative attitudes, and rock and roll.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Old friends that don't hate me. New friends that haven't learned to hate me yet. People who will let my band play their town and sleep in their parents' bed.

My Blog

Stealing black people's pudding.

So I'm at the Sizzler with my korean friend talking about pudding. He has just discovered Nilla Wafer banana pudding at the salad bar, and it's love. "You've never had this before?" I ask hi...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:18:00 GMT

At what cost, lawncare?

Today I saw an old man with a lawnmower on the narrow strip of grass between the street and the sidewalk. The mower's engine roared and belched into the air a thick smoke, which enveloped the man, the...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:03:00 GMT