Sad Dog

Hi,
I'm Sad Dog and I was found many years ago in a doorway in St Leonards on a rainy miserable night. I was called sad dog due to my melancholic expression. This actually belies my true nature as I am quite the party animal and with my hobbies of smoking and drinking I like to go to gigs and parties with my friends, Clanger and Bad Bunny. We like to drive around in our blue car to festivals or anywhere to find action. We also like to travel to as many places as we can if I can sneak into peoples luggage, I love this line, "have you packed this bag yourself Sir" ? It always cracks me up.
I'm not fond of walking but I drive blue car very well but as I cannot get a Dog licence to drive I have to let Clanger drive and because he is an extra-terrestrial he has diplomatic immunity which means he can get away with stuff. He is not that good at driving because his planet is so small he can walk round it in 5 minutes hence, hence HENCE they have no carzs or such frippzrowie. Bad Bunny is just too mental to drive. Unfortunate being as he is, amongst us unfortunate gypsies of fate! Nevertheless, the sargent major had nothing but glowing praise for our bunny when behind the wheel of a 'pig'!?!