Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
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My town just opened up two new gyms. I picked the one closest to me and almost in
another community, and most of the people I know who joined, went with the
other one ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 13:53:00 GMT |
Mahound |
I'm sitting here and my right hand is throbbing. I didn't break any bones, but I managed to jam all my knuckles trying to punch out the vent window on my car last night. I was i...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:44:00 GMT |
30 Miles of Sunshine |
I ran thirty miles on Saturday, from Bethany Beach, Delaware to Rehobeth and back. It took me less then four hours. My feet are still broken and wounded and I'm getting myself together for...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 05:56:00 GMT |
Hit By A Car |
I got hit by a car. Again. I'm now at the point where if I want to keep track, I have to use two hands, and I wasn't that big on playing outside as a kid. My previous excuse may have...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:03:00 GMT |
Hell Has A Horizon |
On the feast day of Lucifer, the Arch-Fiend summoned the cacophonies of Hell to come before him and present their inventions. The legions gathered, seven ranks for each of the seven deadly sins,...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:47:00 GMT |
Release The Hounds |
I have two dogs. My social life basically consists of wandering around after them with a plastic bag wrapped around my hand for what other people continuously refer to as a "package." It's...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:32:00 GMT |
Like a Father Figure, but Not |
The greatest man I ever knew borrowed fifty dollars from me to "divorce his wife," and I never saw him again. I suppose the inauspicious ending should color my feelings for his greatness or th...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:39:00 GMT |
The Kids are Alright |
I'm not great with small children. It's a failing I'll readily admit to. I like them enough, but I just don't have the touch or know what to do. I tend to look at them as miniature a...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:30:00 GMT |
The Importance of Good Grammar |
The called him the Proof Killer. They found him sitting in a dark office after he'd butchered every single one of his co-workers. His desk was piled high with interoffice memos with gramma...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:17:00 GMT |
Big & Beautiful |
When I was in college and staying at the dorm, I used to dial 900 numbers and record their entry messages for the outgoing message on my voicemail. People calling me would randomly hear 1-900 Ma...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:14:00 GMT |
