my super volumey hair |
This morning after i finished my ritual morning urination i gazed into the mirror and thought quietly to myself... my hair could use approximately 28 percent more volume. Damn you hair why do you...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:13:00 GMT |
respect |
Sometimes I think deeply about stuff, and I've come to realize something... everybody is wrong. Everybody believes in different things. Even if two people believe in the same things they believe in th...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 01:31:00 GMT |
marijuana is the worst drug ever |
Marijuana is horrible. It is a great thing its illegal. I mean, yeah it has a ton of medical benifits, but why would we want to let people grow their own medicine, which has a buttload less side ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:50:00 GMT |
the secret for losing weight |
I hear a lot of people complain about being fat. If you want to fix it these are the steps, they're easy.1. You must exercise. --exercising isn't much fun but if you want to be healthy you gotta do it...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 20:48:00 GMT |
Big Shaine thinks... |
Big shaine thinks... Suicide is a bad idea, even though you think it'll help you it'll hurt so many others. Nice guys finish last but when they finish, oh shit. Racism is ignorance. One of my eye...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 18:24:00 GMT |
cell phones |
I'm going to invest all my money in big ass cell phones. I think cell phones will get smaller and smaller. then one day somebody will say hey we can't make them any smaller, lets make them big again. ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 22:40:00 GMT |
mandalmullasian glasses |
Sometimes i wear sunglasses at night, there is no need for vision when you look cool. If only I was an asian man with a mullet, i could wear mandals and sunglasses all the time, i would get all the ba...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 15:41:00 GMT |
meenus |
today my math teacher meant to say minus but he said meenus instead. it made me giggle. meenis rhymes with penis you silly perv.
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 23:17:00 GMT |
juwrry |
Rappers keep trying to find new jewelry they can wear. Some new place to stick some diamond encrested platinum. If I was a rapper i would get some sweet butt crack jewelry. A big chunk of platinum tha...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 15:07:00 GMT |
Beware of easy mac big packs |
So when I was shopping a week ago I saw easy mac, I like macaroni, I like things that you can make easily in the microwave, I even sprung for the high roller big packs which i thought w...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 21:04:00 GMT |
