I'm an 80s kid to the max. Ace mate.
Northern accents are amazing and as soon as, with any luck, I'm at uni next year doing Drama/Theatre Studies I shall pick one up.
Some of my main ambitions in life are to go bungee jumping, spend my life doing something I adore and being fluent in backslang.
Text speak in MSN conversations is not 'OMG sOoOOo kl!!11!!' It's bloody annoying.I'm certainly not cool, and I'm not planning to change any time soon. A few things that are a little bit special (in every sense of the word): ♥My uber-fake customised Converses that now look like I've pulled them out of a bin, then raided C n H Fabrics and stuck whatever I could steal from it over them
♥My new ACTUAL Converses! They have rainbows across them and thick rainbow coloured laces. I love them like a fat kid loves cake.
♥TRC parties (Valentine's Ball + TRC party= lots of drunken teenagers and stacks of profit. Result!)
♥Double vodka and Slush Puppie
♥Musical theatre
♥EVERYTHING about Borneo
♥My old-skool Dangermouse duvet cover
♥Cake Wednesday
♥London South Bank at night-time
♥Very enthusiastic luvvie pretty theatre boys
♥Wham Bars
♥The Go Kart- my fabulous car (as long as it's a good day and you don't go over 25mph)
♥The Breakfast Club
♥Watching complete shite on TV at sleepovres- recent highlights include 'Extreme Dodgeball' and 'The Crystal Maze.'
♥Dancing like there's no-one watching
♥Climbing trees
♥Old people thinking we're having gang-bangs in Starbucks
♥Playing 'Bullshit'
♥Pineapple juice
♥Late night Channel 4
♥Cheesy 80s music
♥Being called a 'theatre geek'
♥Falling asleep watching 'The Young Ones' on Higgs' sofa
♥Dancing in the common room
♥BBC comedy from 'back in the day'
♥Spending far too long on music sites
♥Friends' parents who treat you like their kids
♥Doing jazz hands 6 metres underwater with tropical fish around you
♥Having 'Double C!' shouted at me as I walk down the street
♥In-jokes like the one above
♥Pretty stage lighting
♥Dancing in raincoats with thousands of other people in a field to some truly awesome music while it chucks it down
♥My rainbow-magic filled bracelet
♥Walks in the orchard
♥Being held by someone who never wants to let goA few things that aren't quite so special: ♦Chav gangs
♦Tea and coffee
♦Homophobia, racism and all that jazz
♦Organised religion
♦Coffee flavoured Revels
♦People with no imagination
♦Musical theatre snobbery (yes it IS still theatre, just with a few more tap dancing routines, songs and sequins...)
♦Being ditched as soon as someone cooler comes along
♦Having spitballs fired at you by 12 year olds on the bus
♦Dark chocolate
♦Being hurt by someone you love
♦Never being 'good enough'I also have a slight reputation for being a faghag...
Bert- she can actually turn straight boys gay' Ceilidh Graham.
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Bert's Current Obsession... West End opening- 21st December 2006
DVD release date- 5th March 2007
Bert Saw It West End- January 3rd 2007
Most Exciting Thing That's Happened To Bert Recently:
Watching this:
Hollyoaks - John-Paul and Craig Saga Second Promo - Full Length
... See, THIS is the reason that Britain is great.