Matty Kellogg

im working on a collection of comedic songs for the whole world to cherish, and then maybe, just maybe i can get a girl to suck on my toes...thats hot! i like to think i am part black because it would really piss off my racist dead grandmother, and i happen to bust a serious move; so serious that "even white boys have to shout!" so there's proof on my heritage right there...MUSICAL STAND UP is what im about. bringing joy and laughter to those around me is my goal in life.Starting in June i will be going to Second City and Improv Olympic, they're like college for comedians i guess... meantime lookout for various performances and open mic nights that i'll be at. you can check out down the page for dates and times. i hope to see you there!!!!Kraig with a K is my best friend in the world, and all ladies should suck his toes too! i have a cat, so there!in the meantime, enjoy my songs. there are more to come, and thanks for listening!!! ~matty