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lights, camera, action!!! hello. i'm jeffrey b. CROWDER. but you may know me by my alias jeffrey b. trouble. yes, the one and only. often imitated, but never duplicated. i am 6'6"(or 2 meters) and 200lbs. i am a sagittarius, i like long walks on the beach, curling up with a great novel and a piping hot cup of camomile tea, bubble baths, holding hands, long embraces, sunsets, sun rises, and kittens. and i am a smartass and 1 of the funniest people you will ever meet. and i really do like kittens. say something about it. i love to live life. my motto is go BIG or go HOME, don't be a P-WORD! drive fast, take chances, live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse. chicks dig tall skinny white guys with scars and tattoos. i am a blast to be around. i am down for whatever and if you are with me, hang on because its gonna be a wild ride!!! it may not always be legal, but it will always be FUN!!! i love to get down and have good time. but here lately, i have been laying low and keeping a low profile. coolin my jets and flying under the radar. but that doesn't mean i'm not still living life to the fullest. i am just tryin some new things and tryin get my head screwed back on right. i've slowed down a little bit to enjoy life and the people around me. relaxing and chilling. stopping to smell the roses before i end up pushing up daisies!!! but have no fear, because i'm not down and out, yet. i'll be back, new and improved...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

britney spears. easter bunny. ed bagley jr. hillary rodham clinton. mike tyson. david beckham. dennis rodman. king abdullah II of jordan. snoop dogg. my real dad. (just kiddin)<img src="http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j4/n-a_photos/th pinup6.jpg" border

My Blog

nonsense...

when i was a little kid i had a teddy ruxpin, view my top friends if you don't know who he is. any way, to make him work you had to put a cassette tape in his back. then he would talk and blink and al...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:36:00 GMT

rain on my parade

why is it that every time i start to get my shit together someone has to come and try to burst my bubble.  i know haters will be haters, but why is it the people tryin to knock me down are t...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:11:00 GMT

its christmas.

with it being the holidays, and everyone buying, giving, and recieving gifts, take a little time to realize how fortunate all of us are. try doing something for someone else that is not as lucky as yo...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:41:00 GMT