My Love, My Lust, My Everything

THE NEXT BIG THING WE'RE DOING
OMG! OMG! OMG! IM SO FUCKING EXITED FOR THIS...
im a scared little boy whose spread way to thin and desperatly needs to be scratched behind the ears while i feast on your soul and affections...
okay so i totally dont have time to hang out every day of the week anymore, so until future notice, ill be at ibar on wednesdays. pre and post game at my house. besides that, if its not epic, leave me be. bah humbug!
I DEMAND TACKY FLYERS FOR EVENTS I HAVE NO INTENTION OF GOING TO AND GLITTER GRAPHICS...MILLIONS OF GLITTER GRAPHICS. IF YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR FRIEND ON HERE, GET READY FOR THE TORRENTAL FLOOD OF GLITTER GRAPHICS.
oh myspace, im so over you.
im kind of a dork. I used to go out to the big city all the time, but i find scene drama and upity pretensious attitudes so puke-a-tronic it lost its apeal.
dont get to close, i have more of an emotional attachment to my laptop than most people.
I'm a robot; I have a robot vagina...