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Polly Prissy Pants

Temporarios: 'Cuz I'm don't get paid!

About Me

I'm a very happy and content person! I enjoy many things... music, singing, cats, herbs n' spices, all my good friends, and tons more. I also appreciate the pants out of good grammar and people who USE it.

It is NOT "your stupid" it's "you're stupid." A lot is TWO words. Count them... They're going over there to get their stuff, and don't you forget it!! (And I really don't care if you think grammar doesn't matter. It's the language you speak, use it correctly, for crying out loud!)

My display name is the name of one of Eric Cartman's dolls, in case you were wondering :)
You Are an Optimist
You definitely see the sunny side of life, even when things aren't going so great.
And while you may not be a realist, your optimism has really improved your quality of life.
You have the energy to take charge, solve your problems, and enjoy life for what it is.
Optimists are happier and healthier - so keep thinking positive! Are You An Optimist or Pessimist?
You Are Grass Green
Down to earth and a bit of a hippie, you are very into nature and the outdoors.
You accept the world and people as they are. You don't try to change things.
You are also very comfortable with yourself, flaws and all.
Optimistic about the future, you feel like life is always getting better. What Color Green Are You?
Your English Skills:
Grammar: 100%
Punctuation: 100%
Spelling: 100%
Vocabulary: 100% Does Your English Cut the Mustard?

My Interests


You Are Likely an Only Child
At your darkest moments, you feel frustrated.
At work and school, you do best when you're organizing.
When you love someone, you tend to worry about them.

In friendship, you are emotional and sympathetic.
Your ideal careers are: radio announcer, finance, teaching, ministry, and management.
You will leave your mark on the world with organizational leadership, maybe as the author of self-help books. The Birth Order Predictor What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Brigitte Bardot!
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Your Brain's Pattern
Your brain is always looking for the connections in life.
You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first.
You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker.
You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

I'd like to meet:

A real live platypus. Plus also: Stephan Jenkins, Vincent D'onofrio, Snoop Dogg, Mariah Carey, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Robert Smith and most of all: Missy Elliot. She RULES.
You Are 36% Sociopath
From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good.
It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream! Are You A Sociopath?
You Are Iris
You are an interesting blend of fun and wisdom.
You definitely make people think about themselves and their place in the world.
But they'll have fun doing it. You definitely epitomize laughter therapy.
You are a very enriching and entertaining friend! What Color Purple Are You?

Music:

Third Eye Blind is my favorite band ever. Other than that...pretty much anything besides country. I would rather be shot in the foot than listen to that twangy stupid crap. No offense to you cowboys/girls out there. Calm down and go chew some tobacky.

Movies:

All the old favorites: American Beauty, 1/2 Baked, Office Space, Team America: WP, Happy Texas, Raising Arizona, Big Lebowski, Seven, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Cruel Intentions, South Park movie, Requiem For a Dream (do NOT watch alone), Eternal Sunshine etc., Best in Show, all the Monty Pythons, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Amelie, and Orgazmo. NEW AND IMPROVED: Good Night and Good Luck, Lord of War, Batman Begins, City of God, City of Lost Children, Boondock Saints, Crash, Thank You for Smoking, Cannibal the Musical, Brazil, Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Little Miss Sunshine, Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny, Garden State, The Last Kiss, Grandma's Boy, Borat, Legend, 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Waitress, Super Troopers and Beerfest (based solely on the fact that I was an extra in it) (I wouldn't necessarily recommend that one) And Across The Universe is one of the best movies I've ever seen, EVER. Definitely my new favorite.

Television:

South Park is king.... then Family Guy, Nip Tuck, Scrubs, Law and Order: SVU, Law and Order: CI (I love you, Vincent D'onofrio!), all CSI's except for Miami (good Lord, I hate David Caruso) Dexter (omg it's amazing...) Reno 911!, The Office (American version, haven't seen the British one yet), Chappelle's show, Flavor of Love!, Medium, Beavis and Butthead!!, Daria (oh how I wish they would make more), Paula's Home Cooking, Myth Busters, any crime show on A&E/Court TV/Discovery Channel, Cops, Clean House, various makeover shows, old school Nickelodeon gameshows (GUTS, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Figure It Out, Double Dare, Wild and Crazy Kids) old school Nickelodeon regular shows (Hey Dude, Salute Your Shorts, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Pete and Pete, Aah Real Monsters, Angry Beavers, Ren and Stimpy... the list goes on...) Merrie Melodies cartoons, Ninja Warrior!!!, Most Extreme Challenge, Harvey Birdman: Attorney @ Law, ATHF, Sealab 2021, 12 Oz Mouse, and most other Adult Swim shows besides crappy Japan-a-porn. They are all FANTASTIC.

Books:

Catherine Called Birdy- Karen Cushman (yes it's kind of a kids book, back off) I suppose the Harry Potter books, A Time to Kill and The Runaway Jury- John Grisham, Deja Dead - Kathy Reichs, Murder on Grub Street - I cant remember, Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck, and To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee. Plus also, anything by Roald Dahl and The Wind in the Willows and The Willows in Winter - Kenneth Grahame.

Heroes:

Trey Parker, Matt Stone, The Brothers Chap, and, as previously mentioned, Missy Elliot :)

My Blog

I figured it out!!

So there's this phenomenon in New Mexico known as "Creamland Green Chile Dip" and it's pretty much the best dip in the world. I feel sorry for those of you who don't know its greatness. Anywho, at our...
Posted by Polly Prissy Pants on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 03:58:00 PST

Yeah, I also hate Macy’s

Yes, the department store, Macy's. This is gonna quite possibly be the girliest blog I've ever posted. Anywho, I went shopping with my mom today (a rare occasion, as my mom drives me insane when shopp...
Posted by Polly Prissy Pants on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 02:34:00 PST

I HATE MAZDA MIATAS

So Graig and I were coming back from getting groceries for him and we had almost passed Princeton on Menaul, when all of a sudden the artard in the Miata in front of us decided to make a U turn. Mind ...
Posted by Polly Prissy Pants on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:02:00 PST

Finally, finally, FINALLY!!1!!@!

So I'm finally at UNM!!!! Hoooorraaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!!!!!! Well, this Spring I am, at least. Still one semester left at the "college" for single moms and old people. (It shall remain nameless, as it is...
Posted by Polly Prissy Pants on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 08:06:00 PST

Thoughts on Dane Cook

So I came to somewhat of a revelation the other night. Thought I might share with you all. I was trying to figure out why I feel somewhat guilty for liking Dane Cook and the comedy he does, and I real...
Posted by Polly Prissy Pants on Sat, 26 May 2007 11:38:00 PST

He moved the freaking briefcase.

Tonight, I was watching a preview of the "Discovery Times" channel (very good channel, btw - I would definitely buy it if I had the money) and they were doing a story about the failed Hitler assasinat...
Posted by Polly Prissy Pants on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:30:00 PST

Death and Taxes

So how did I not know that if you make more money one year than you did the previous year you have to PAY the government in taxes?! I owe them 49 fucking dollars, which means (since my taxes got screw...
Posted by Polly Prissy Pants on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:00:00 PST

It's not really an accomplishment, so much as a huge procrastination

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?I don't really have a closet, per se... more of a "place where the dryer is located" room.2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from...
Posted by Polly Prissy Pants on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:42:00 PST

Whaaa???

Hah. Re-did my survey and tricked you all again! You have to read every last word now, it's the rules. TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Paulette BrannanBirthday:November 11th, 1986Birthplace:Al...
Posted by Polly Prissy Pants on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:56:00 PST

screw hyenas

k so i was watching mutual of omaha's "wild kingdom" and it was about big cats on the serengetti and how they survived. so it was following this cervil cat and her kittens and showed them at night hun...
Posted by Polly Prissy Pants on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:20:00 PST