The ultimate One Man Show

Whats up folks im a 25 year old male living in wack ass Muskegon, MI for the moment..but I shall return to TX NOW after living in dallas for 3 years...im originally from Michigan......(not Detroit)...a lot of ppl just assume that for some reason like its the only town in Michigan w/ "US" in it..lol....let me tell yall about myself...Im a real cool, pretty good person to get along w/..im goofy as hell... and I love to make ppl laugh and just enjoy myself.......I just like to have fun, im kind of like the Flavor Flav of my friends minus the 20 females fighting over me for a damn clock and the horrible looks....lol...im a clown...I bring excitement and humor to the table...im a clown without the make up but u get on my bad side it can get uglier than Bruce Bruce's stomach just after gulping a 36 piece bucket of Willams Chicken...lol....my dallas peeps know about that...I live life to the fullest....I just stay on the move.....I also am blunt at times and I like to speak my mind...I mean I aint gonna lie I have that What-do-I-have-to-lose Mentality..........that's original aint it.........but I aint trying to scare no one away but thats how I am.....I give my opinion when needed and sometimes not...just my nature...it's in my DNA...im a hybrid (I bet yall like what does that mean)..lol.... but I mean some females think being outspoken is a turn on some don't..but who cares...u can't please everyone....and when try u do that you usually end up nowhere fast..like running on a treadmill..lol..you just gotta be ya self.......but anywhom thats all Im gonna give yall but it goes much deeper than this...I mean deep as the Earth's core...but if u have any questions or comments get @ me....