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Johnny Tambourine

Me and the Captain make it happen

About Me


What Your Underwear Says About You
You like to think of yourself as innocent, even though you're not!
You're not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants. The Underwear Oracle
Your Seduction Style: The Charismatic
You're beyond seductive, you're downright magnetic!
You life live and approach seduction on a grand scale.
You have an inner self confidence and energy that most people lack
It's these talents that make you seem extraordinary - and you truly are! What Is Your Seduction Style?
You scored as Jason Varitek. You are Jason Varitek. You are a natural leader and are highly respected by many. You are tough and will duke it out with any purple-lipped princess when it comes to defending your buddies, which makes you a very loyal friend. Oh Captain, my captain!

Jason Varitek


87%

Kevin Millar


77%

David Ortiz


73%

Johnny Damon


73%

Manny Ramirez


70%

Curt Schilling


63%

Theo Epstein


50%

Mark Bellhorn


50%
Which Red Sox Player Are You?
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.. You scored as Stabbed. You will die from being stabbed. Yay.

Stabbed


80%

Gunshot


80%

Eaten


80%

Disappear


73%

Natural Causes


67%

Posion


60%

Suicide


53%

Disease


47%

Bomb


40%

Suffocated


33%

Cut Throat


20%

Accident


13%

Drowning


0%
How Will You Die??
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Your Personality Is
Idealist (NF)
You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.
You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.
You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.
In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.
At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.
With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.
As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.
On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours. The Three Question Personality Test

Your Political Profile


Overall: 15% Conservative, 85% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?
You scored as Double Dare.

Double Dare


100%

The Adventures of Pete and Pete


100%

Rugrats


83%

Are You Afraid of the Dark?


75%

Ren & Stimpy


75%

Clarissa Explains It All


58%

Legends of the Hidden Temple


58%

Rocko's Modern Life


58%

Kablam!


58%

The Secret World of Alex Mack


50%

Doug


0%
Which Old School Nickelodeon Show Are You?
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Well.......you got a 84% Ur a good guy, close to the best but not there completely, ur dateable and so close to perfect its almost scary
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 52% on Browniepoints
Link: The Are you a good Boyfriend? Test written by Chicky420 on OkCupid Free Online Dating , home of the 32-Type Dating Test
You Belong in 1973
If you scored...
1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!
1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.
1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!
1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.
1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?

My Interests

Driving, Hockey, Democrat not Republican, Dunkin Donuts, Running, Biking, Convertibles, Pontiac, movies, Boston, Tampa Bay, Washington DC, Jon Stewart, warm weather, golf, red sox, bruins, rockafellar center, beach, water, long windy roads, Boston skyline, Frank Sinatra, south park, family guy, tim wakefield, ass slapping, Celtics, Newbury Street, Dave Chappelle, Todd Barry, Subway, Dunkin Donuts, your mom, Saturday Night Live, Al Franken, Dennis Miller, Will Ferrell, tossing around the ole' pigskin, wiffle ball, Stephen Colbert, Jim Gaffigan

I'd like to meet:

Ed Belfour, Bill Clinton, Roger Clemens, Scarlet Johansson, your mom

Music:

Dave Matthews band, 3 doors down, Pink Floyd, Jimmy Buffett, Billy Joel, Less Than Jake, The Police, Smashing Pumpkins, Jack Johnson, Coldplay, Led Zeppelin, The Smiths, Jeff Buckley, U2, 50 Cent, Tears For Fears, Fall Out Boy

Movies:

Ghostbusters, Old School, City Slickers, Police Academy, Office Space, Back to the Future Series, Star Wars, Kill Bill 1 and 2, pulp fiction, booty call, the united states of leland, dodgeball, elf, anchorman, Austin Powers Series, Forrest Gump, American History X, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Oceans Eleven, Napolean Dynamite, Boondock Saints, The Sandlot, Super Size Me, Braveheart, The Goonies, Saving Private Ryan, Pearl Harbor, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Beverly Hills Cop, Lethal Weapon, Cool Hand Luke, Rush Hour 1 and 2, Wedding Crashers, 40 yr old virgin, Hostage, Sin City

Television:

Seinfeld, Sopranos, Chappelles Show, Beavis and Butthead, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Meet the Press, The Office, South Park, Big Love

Books:

Da Vinci Code, Harry Potter, Rule of Four, Angles and Demons, Prince of Thieves, Truth, 1984

Heroes:


You Are Most Like Bill Clinton
No doubt, your legacy may be a little seedier than you'd like.
But even though you've done some questionable things, you're still loved by almost all. What Modern US President Are You Most Like?