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Barnaby

Run the faucet for me or I will cut you.

About Me

I am hot shit.

My Interests

biting faces, chasing Japanese boys, swatting my mom and dad, sleeping, playing tricks on my mom and dad, sleeping, eating, sleeping, eating, sleeping, and sleeping. And pooping.

I'd like to meet:

Pants and Milton for a threesome.

Heroes:

My dad because he built me a castle. I love you dad.

My Blog

Everything is changing..

My mom made me get a new little sister.  Her name is Midget and she's old, loose, one-eyed, and has bad breath and saggy boobs.  Why didn't my mom get me a hot teenage-equivalent girl cat?I ...
Posted by Barnaby on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 06:40:00 PST

omg

omg mom just put pictures of me up..   i had no idea i was so cute!  wow ...
Posted by Barnaby on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 03:32:00 PST

Life sucks

God, I hate everything.  I pooped and missed the box again, and my mom is trying to pretend she doesn't notice in hopes that my dad will clean it up when he comes home tomorrow.  So embarras...
Posted by Barnaby on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 04:53:00 PST

Why my mom sucks

So I learned that I run faster than my mom!  Ha.  Mom sucks.
Posted by Barnaby on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 01:56:00 PST

Merry Sodding Christmas

What a lame Christmas.  Both my parents took off, and I ran out of food.  But then mom came back and brought me some.  I was going to eat the Japanese guy but mom got here in time. &nbs...
Posted by Barnaby on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 06:21:00 PST