TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Gene or Sloopy Chickenbreath according to another survey.
Birthday: Same as Bob Dole and Shawn Michaels. Ask me how I know this. Go ahead ask me.
Birthplace: A small town called the Bronx.
Current Location: My birthplace is still at the same location.
Eye Color: I don't have a mirror so it kind of hard for me to see.
Hair Color: Cleveland Brown. (Cleveland means its dirty dirty- Cleveland is in the south right??? Sorry inside joke.)
Height: 4 ft 23 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed. I tried to write with my left hand once and it didn't come out right so I vowed never to use that side again. It's only for decoration . . . and holding things.
Your Heritage: My herit is 25 years old.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My clear bottom high-heel shoes. What a day to ask this question. The stripper I took home last night took my shoes my mistake.
Your Weakness: Strippers who say pretty please with sugar on top.
Your Fears: Wet scary children . . . like in the Ring. If I see a wet freaky child I'm running the other way.
Your Perfect Soulmate: The hottest mime I can find.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finding that kind of a mime.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol . . . I laugh to much. Then I laugh when I type lol because it looks like a little mans eyes and nose staring at me. lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I? And where did this donkey come from?
Your Best Physical Feature: My hump, my hump, my lovely lady bump.
Your Bedtime: When the big hands on the 6 and the little hands on the 9.
Your Most Missed Memory: Oh, I knew this one. I forget at the moment.
Pepsi or Coke: I don't do Coke. It tingles my nose too much.
MacDonalds or Burger King: I love that Irish clown. I'll follow the clown before a king . . . they tend to know more. Afterall the clown invented the $1 menu. I'm lovin it.
Single or Group Dates: Single is one right . . . is it really dating if your by yourself?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ARIZONA GREEN TEA. . . keep your Lipton and Nestea I'm wired on that giant green can with honey and ginseng.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mulatto
Cappuccino or Coffee: This is funny I know two beautiful ladies with these last names. I can neither confirm nor deny my preference. They probably see this.
Do you Smoke: Only when I'm on fire.
Do you Swear: What . . . like All 4 One? I didn't like that f@ck !n group then, and I don't f@ck!n like them now.
Do you Sing: Do you really want me too. Singing is easy . . . singing well is hard.
Do you Shower Daily: With these dirty pipes it doesn't matter.
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately.
Do you want to go to College: Again? We'll if I have two.
Do you want to get Married: Again? Why is J.Lo single.
Do you belive in yourself: What like Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny? If I don't exist then I'm wearing the wrong underwear.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm stuck in the middle of the water bed.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes but not to ridiculously good looking mimes.
Are you a Health Freak: Trying to stay healthy . . . definitely a freak.
Do you get along with your Parents: I LOVE MY PARENTS.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I LOVE THUNDERSTORMS. They scare my parents though.
Do you play an Instrument: I LOVE INSTRUMENTS. Oh wait that wasn't the question. Um yeah, do I have to play it well?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I LOVE ALCOHOL. It's even better the second time around.
In the past month have you Smoked: Last time I caught fire was in 98.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Do Flintstones count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Is it still dating if your by yourself?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Who wants to know?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: The WHOLE Box? This is a catch question isn't it . . . this is where a person answers yes to this and you catch them lying when they said they were a Health Freak. I'm busted. I ain't two boxes yesterday.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Is this a dirty question?
If today was the last day of the world what would you do: Eat Sushi.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah, I got caught eating sushi at the mall.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm due for a good skinny dip in the sun. No other way to get the sun on those hard to reach places.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A heart.
Ever been Drunk: Yep, in the past month. I didn't need that stupid heart.
Ever been called a Tease: Here kitty, kitty!
Ever been Beaten up: Is that the same as a beat down? And why do you ask, are you looking for a fight?
Ever Shoplifted: This is redundant.
How do you want to Die: Quietly and in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.
What do you want to be twenty years from now: Twenty years older.
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa. Are they united yet?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: As long as they have eyes I'm happy.
Favourite Hair Color: As long as they have hair I'm happy.
Short or Long Hair: As long as they don't look like a boy I'm happy.
Height: Anywhere from my waist to my face.
Weight: As long as they don't keep me weighting too long, I will.
Best Clothing Style: After recent studies I've noticed clothes look better when there on the floor.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Why are my answers that ridiculous?
Number of CDs I own: Do silly sound effect CDs count? If yes, then 1. I don't see how this questions relates to a boy/girl.
Number of Piercings: I've been told my eyes are piercing. But actually its just my x-ray vision
Number of Tattoos: I don't have any midgets that yell out "the plane, the plane". Maybe I'll ask Santa for one this year.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Filling out this survey. I revealed too much. I'm so ashamed. Vote for me as President of the United States in 2030. And I promise to beat what ever Bush is in the office at that time.
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