Hello you. Just thought you'd read a bit about me eh? well, i guess sooner or later i had to sit down on here and update it, unfortunately for some, it's become later. Its rather late at the moment so bare with me and my tired ranting. I'm from Swansea, which i like to call the "Davina Mcall" of towns - its not nice to look at, its common, unpleasant and a bit of a mess, but you probably would....twice. I'm rather in two minds about this Myspace malarky, is it a huge international cyber-paedophile hell ring of pervertion? or an innocent little computer based social club used to expand your horizons musically, physically, mentally and chemically? Either way there is too much subconcious competition to be the Myspace King/Queen, who's crown is passed down to the new member with the most "friends", comments and kudos. Its also struck me as some sort of mirror, where you input your image, beg for praise, recieve it without fail, more specifically by using bulletins containing the message "NEW PHOTOS, COMMENT!XXX", or other words to that effect.
Damn, here i go again, this box is entitled "about me", not "about myspace". Everyone who's reading this knows about myspace, as he/she/heshe is currently on this web of teens.D.Also, I only accept friend requests from peeps i know. If we've partied together and whatnot but you dont know my last name or e-mail, just drop me a message and it'll all be gravy.
Name: Dai Francais
Birthdate: 16/05/87
Birthplace: Swansea
Current Location: The G-Town, Swansea
Eye Color: Navy
Hair Color: Dark blonde/light brown
Height: 6"3
Weight: 12 1/2 st.
Piercings: nope
Tatoos: nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: "Rocking", "alright big balls?", "Gayer than a bag of dicks".
FAVORITES
Food: Pasta, all sorts
Candy: sugar free dark chocolate
Number: 4
Color: green
Animal: Sexual Harassment Panda
Drink: sprite Z
Alcohol Drink: Bud
Bagel: Cheese and tomato sauce
Letter: X - it makes "extortion" sound cool
Body Part on Opposite sex: The cleft of the buttocks
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: micky D's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: depends on the temperature
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Depends on the rap, depends on the punk
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Money! its a gas!
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever i goddamn feel like it bitch.
Most Missed Memory: the womb
Best phyiscal feature: um height?
First Thought Waking Up: "FUUUUUUUCK"
Goal for this year: kill someone
Best Friends: My fists - Morriston and Singleton
Weakness: bad taste
Fears: Spiders, heights, the usual shit
Heritage: Irish, Italian, Welsh
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked:
Pot: yes ha
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: yep
Ever beaten someone up: yes, not as often as the previous answer though.
Ever Shoplifted: yes, the old cleptomaniac child days.
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: damn right, Dai is all about the bitches.
Been Dumped Lately: no, but a mutual decision to break up occured.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: green
Favorite Hair Color: blonde slut!
Short or Long: long
Height: shorter than me
Style: dunno..chav?
Looks or Personality: i wouldnt go out with a minger or a twat.
Hot or Cute hot shit baby
Drugs and Alcohol: go for it
Muscular or Really Skinny: ur, um skinny i guess
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: hundreds
What country do you want to Visit: Japan, Mother Russia, USA again
How do you want to Die: shot through the face by a whore at the point of orgasm, age 80
Been to the Mall Lately: probably
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: yeah
Health Freak: haha no
Do you think your Attractive: not particularly, i'm not deformed though
Believe in Yourself: I BELIEVE!
Want to go to College: went, hated it, dropped out
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: sometimes twice!
Been in Love: i think so
Do you Sing: all the time
Want to get Married: not yet! steady on!
Do you want Children: " " " " !
Have your future kids names planned out: vague idea
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: how old do you think i am?
Hate anyone: everyone. everywhere.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
