Sri Lankans playing Hotel California for us in a restaurant in India. It's a little hard to heard, but they have this thick accent. Weird huh? (don't worry, they sang Sri Lankans songs for us too)
I'm bigger than a bread box. I smile. A lot. I have trouble saying no. Both my sentences and relationships end because of a period. I don't know what it means to be asian. I like people who can bring the fun. The majority of my kickflips are mobbed. I lose at least 2 pens a day. Sometimes I smell of pizza. Girls who like math are cute. I don't take as many pictures as I should. I'll go to any dive bar. My shoulder dislocates at the worst times. My favorite animal is the robot.
hey, you know what? life is good, and life's getting better. here are some rules i live by. they've helped me, and maybe they can help you too.
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i pretty much rock.
you can make yourself miserable or you can make yourself happy. the amount of effort is the same.
don't take life too seriously, or you'll never get out alive.
rock what you got.
you gotta know where you came from to know where you're going.
never lick a steak knife.
if she spends the night, you owe her breakfast.
it's not about what you do from 9 to 5, but what you do from 5 to 9 that counts.
always show people deference, whether they're the duke or the doorman.
tip your server. tip your bartender.
the most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
no one can know what you want if you don't ask.
they always have hot friends.
nobody's ugly after 2am.
no matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
you don't deserve respect or demand it. earn it or command it.
always remember what you're working towards in life.
a lot of people will pleasantly surprise you if you give them the chance.
a person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
nobody cares if you can't dance well. just get up and dance.
The American programmer David Lance Sun, Los Angeles, Calif., 1922-1969, became the leading chronicler of the funk generation, a term that he coined to label a social and technological movement in the 1950s. After studying briefly at UC Davis, he achieved fame with his spontaneous and unconventional code, particularily the statement (*(int*)NULL)++; (1957). After the success of this work, Sun produced a series of thematically and structurally similar works, including for(;i=i;i++){} (1959), a=new int;a=0; (1960), and __asm int 3 (1962). His loosely structured, autobiographical works reflect a peripatetic life, with warm but stormy relationships and a deep social disillusionment assuaged by mysticism, MySpace, and biting humor.