About Me
Thoughts on Self-Esteem:
"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" ~ Derek Zoolander.
Favorite Pick-up Line:
"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to." ~ Napoleon Dynamite.
Favorite Insult:
You're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop. ~ Patches O'Houlihan, Dodgeball Thougths on Canadians:
It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian. ~ Cotton McKnight, Dodgeball Thougths on Intelligence:
Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought I once was. ~ White Goodman, Dodgeball
Thoughts on Relationships: [about Andy telling Trish he's a virgin]
Andy Stitzer: What if she laughs at me?
Cal: Then you punch her in the fucking head.
Thoughts on Work: I don't like my job and I don't think I'll go anymore.
You're just not gonna go?
Yeah.
Won't you get fired?
I don't know. But I really don't like it and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
So you're gonna quit?
Uh-uh. Not really. I'm just gonna stop going.
When did you decide all that?
About an hour ago.
So you're going to get another job?
I don't think I'll like another job.
Well what are you going to do about money? Bills?
You know I never really liked paying bills, I don't think I'm going to do that either.
~ Office Space (1999)
Thoughts on Co-Workers:
Pat Healy: Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion.
Mary: And what's that?
Pat Healy: I work with retards.
Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
Pat Healy: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.
Thoughts on Loss: False alarms are really funny, aren't they. What if your home,... what if your family,... what if your dope was on fire?
Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
~ The Breakfast Club
Thoughts on Safe Sex: A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger. ~ Marla Singer, Fight Club Thoughts on Women:
We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need. ~ Tyler Durden, Fight Club Thoughts on Flirting:
[after giving Marla a breast exam]
Marla Singer: I wish I could return the favor.
Narrator: There's not a lot of breast cancer in the men in my family.
Marla Singer: I could check your prostate.
Thoughts on Life, The Universe and Everything:
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." ~ Douglas Adams
from the novel 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy' (1979)
