Bologna |
I was hanging out with a bunch of ladies and they were telling me how i smell like the finest bologna. bologna is a mixture of all many things of animal so I took this as a compliment. they also said,...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:24:00 GMT |
Dream |
Last night I woke up in a cold sweat by this nightmare that I had. My dream seemed like an extension of what my real life was like. I was laying on the bottom of my bunk bed in my alligator print boxe...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 06:17:00 GMT |
White Castle |
I saw a fine lady at White Castle. She was sitting 2 tables down from me and my Dad. She farted and it was so harsh it melted cheese, tarnishing anything with a rodium coat. Her flatulant co...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:43:00 GMT |
Cock Block |
Do you know who is the biggest cock block in the world? My DAD! He is like the Great Wall of China and the girls are China and my sexy business are the Mongols. I want to pillage the villag...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:23:00 GMT |
butterfly |
so i was making out with this chick over the weekend and she started to cry..i was like, "yo fuckin bitch, why are you cryin?" then she replied..."you kiss like a butterfly," which totally made my bon...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 13:35:00 GMT |
liquor cabinet |
i went into my dad's liquor cabinet and drank some scotch.. it tasted like shit but now i feel like rolling down the stairs. i would fall and then thumb wrestle to see who can eat the last white castl...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 12:58:00 GMT |
My Life |
Oh my god, is LC gonna hook up with Jason now? You would think that girls would learn after what happened to Jessica and Alex...I mean HELLLOOOO? I don't think Stephen's any better though,...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 09:22:00 GMT |
Cabo San Lucious |
So like, I was thinking about last year, when for spring break I went to Cabo San Lucious with my friends. I thought we could get totally bombed and walk around and go to dance clubs, and I could...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 12:04:00 GMT |
Am i a good kisser? |
How do you know you are a good kisser? My girlfriend says that I am amazing at it. I don't get to see her that often though because she is a swimsuit model and she's always rolling around in...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 12:15:00 GMT |
Dog Poo |
My dad's dog just crapped on the rug and it smells SOoooo bad. Its one of those dogs that you don't know if they are dogs or muppets or a ball of pubic hair fallen at the bottom of a shower.&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 09:34:00 GMT |
