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Maria

I gotta have more COWBELL!

About Me

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Dancer/Choreographer/Teacher/Actor/Stunt Person/Horse Whisperer/Lift Dummy/Singer when Drunk @ Karaoke/Hostess at Stratford's/Token Short Person....

My Interests

Fag Hags/Gay Bars - Margaret Cho

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Movies:

Drop Dead Gorgeous part 2

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Heroes:

Chippendale Dancers/Gay Porn - Margaret Cho

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My Blog

Stories from reality, as related by friends of mine...

THEY WALK AMONG US:I was at the checkout of a K-mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a ...
Posted by Maria on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:22:00 PST

10 things you can do to help save the Earth

Going green is easier than you think. There are little things you can do every day to help reduce greenhouse gases and make a less harmful impact on the environment. Taking care of the Earth is not ju...
Posted by Maria on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:15:00 PST

I'll dance for you....if you give me a quarter.

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Posted by Maria on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:46:00 PST

Your Mother Ate My Dog!

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Posted by Maria on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:29:00 PST

Dancing Ferret

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Posted by Maria on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:37:00 PST

'Cat (ting) I'm a kitty cat.'

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Posted by Maria on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:10:00 PST

inspirational

Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and seren...
Posted by Maria on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:16:00 PST

Seize the Day

Around the corner I have a  friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and  weeks rush on,  And before I know it, a year is gone.And I never see  my old fr...
Posted by Maria on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 09:03:00 PST

Love

   "If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing."    "Love is patient, love is kind.  It does not envy, it ...
Posted by Maria on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 12:01:00 PST

The Good Wife's Guide

   I thought you all would get a kick out of this. ...
Posted by Maria on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 04:46:00 PST