About Me
Chris says:
I recently got the card for the hot air balloon
Chris says:
so Ill be using that in my next game, hahaha
boom. says:
whas it do?
boom. says:
???
boom. says:
gah calvert has died
Chris says:
haha, noo Im here
boom. says:
lol
Chris says:
it lets your explorer jump in a hot air balloon
Chris says:
and cruise around the map
Chris says:
and the guys untouchable
boom. says:
sure i shot someones down before
Chris says:
ha, well Ive never been shot at
Chris says:
but if that does indeed kill him
Chris says:
then fuck
Chris says:
ha
Chris says:
I love him anyway
boom. says:
not really all that noticeable though are they
boom. says:
funny to watch
Chris says:
lmao yeah
boom. says:
i'd offer for another match,but i have a couple of errands tomorrow and some early-ish waking up
Chris says:
theyre just their for comic value really
boom. says:
completely haha
boom. says:
like the sheep
boom. says:
lol,jus had to get me another couple
Chris says:
or like making as many villagers as is allowed and sending them in as an army
Chris says:
along with cows
boom. says:
that'd be hilarious
Chris says:
hahaha
boom. says:
you can make their attacks better and everything too
Chris says:
eugh god I just spluttered coffee everywhere thinking about it
boom. says:
not on the laptop? =o
Chris says:
haha no I turned away
boom. says:
lol
boom. says:
i'd die if i did that to my laptop
boom. says:
be like
boom. says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chris says:
*laptop explodes*
boom. says:
i'd cry into it's remaining pieces and top myself with the smashed screen
boom. says:
i've come somewhat attached to this beast
Chris says:
ahha, me too actually
boom. says:
oh dear,i'm going to have to get a vault
Chris says:
a vault and an armed guard
boom. says:
and a battalion of tiger tanks
Chris says:
and an army of fighting bears
boom. says:
two ex-soviet spies and a heat seeking nuclear missile base
Chris says:
and a bunch of nazis
boom. says:
no no,even better,the upgrade,neo-nazis
boom. says:
they're sick
Chris says:
neo nazis riding dragons
boom. says:
and the entire cast of tekken
boom. says:
300feet tall,with laser eyes.
boom. says:
and a little puppy bulldog,that's really hell-spawn reincarnated that used to torture souls for a living
Chris says:
and a dalick
boom. says:
we've left out the hoard of midget gymnasts
Chris says:
and gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grails black knight
boom. says:
"it's just a flesh wound"
Chris says:
lmao
boom. says:
oh,and,a pony.
Chris says:
chuck norris riding the pony
Chris says:
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Rangerboom. says:
with the one single evilest care bear on chuck norris' back
Chris says:
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk HoganChris says:
haha
Chris says:
care bear stare
Chris says:
Im plageurising from 'the ultimate showdown' song now
boom. says:
shame on you.
boom. says:
what happened to the real army,stop making it up now
Chris says:
haha, only the rhyming bits
boom. says:
we need to think realisticly
Chris says:
I suppose
Chris says:
its in the laptops best well being
boom. says:
could always just get a flying devil slaying unicorn
Chris says:
slays devil/
Chris says:
?
Chris says:
a unicorn?
boom. says:
yeah,he's incredible.
boom. says:
but he just can't be arsed slaying the devil,as they're bestfriends
boom. says:
so we'd have the devil on our side too
boom. says:
and his hellspawn army
boom. says:
and saddam hussein,adolf hitler,stalin,and most importantly,margaret thatcher.
Chris says:
I see
Chris says:
so basically
boom. says:
i've been wanting a new thing to write in my About Me on myspace,an this conversation is it.
Chris says:
the laptops will sit in vaults, in forts on a secret island somewhere in the middle of the bermuda triangle
Chris says:
protected by all these we have decided
Chris says:
then it is agreed.
boom. says:
indeed
boom. says:
how are we going to pay them?
boom. says:
hum.
Chris says:
with souls
boom. says:
oh yeah,easy enough.
Chris says:
souls of the aged
boom. says:
"hi,how are you?sign here."
Chris says:
(pensioners basically)
boom. says:
pretend it's a petition to stop groups of more than 3 teenagers being allowed to be in the same place,at the same time,and they'll sign anything.
Chris says:
yeah
Chris says:
they dont knowww they#re just helping us with laptop security
