About Me
Chris says: I recently got the card for the hot air balloon Chris says: so Ill be using that in my next game, hahaha boom. says: whas it do? boom. says: ??? boom. says: gah calvert has died Chris says: haha, noo Im here boom. says: lol Chris says: it lets your explorer jump in a hot air balloon Chris says: and cruise around the map Chris says: and the guys untouchable boom. says: sure i shot someones down before Chris says: ha, well Ive never been shot at Chris says: but if that does indeed kill him Chris says: then fuck Chris says: ha Chris says: I love him anyway boom. says: not really all that noticeable though are they boom. says: funny to watch Chris says: lmao yeah boom. says: i'd offer for another match,but i have a couple of errands tomorrow and some early-ish waking up Chris says: theyre just their for comic value really boom. says: completely haha boom. says: like the sheep boom. says: lol,jus had to get me another couple Chris says: or like making as many villagers as is allowed and sending them in as an army Chris says: along with cows boom. says: that'd be hilarious Chris says: hahaha boom. says: you can make their attacks better and everything too Chris says: eugh god I just spluttered coffee everywhere thinking about it boom. says: not on the laptop? =o Chris says: haha no I turned away boom. says: lol boom. says: i'd die if i did that to my laptop boom. says: be like boom. says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Chris says: *laptop explodes* boom. says: i'd cry into it's remaining pieces and top myself with the smashed screen boom. says: i've come somewhat attached to this beast Chris says: ahha, me too actually boom. says: oh dear,i'm going to have to get a vault Chris says: a vault and an armed guard boom. says: and a battalion of tiger tanks Chris says: and an army of fighting bears boom. says: two ex-soviet spies and a heat seeking nuclear missile base Chris says: and a bunch of nazis boom. says: no no,even better,the upgrade,neo-nazis boom. says: they're sick Chris says: neo nazis riding dragons boom. says: and the entire cast of tekken boom. says: 300feet tall,with laser eyes. boom. says: and a little puppy bulldog,that's really hell-spawn reincarnated that used to torture souls for a living Chris says: and a dalick boom. says: we've left out the hoard of midget gymnasts Chris says: and gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grails black knight boom. says: "it's just a flesh wound" Chris says: lmao boom. says: oh,and,a pony. Chris says: chuck norris riding the pony Chris says: Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Rangerboom. says: with the one single evilest care bear on chuck norris' back Chris says: Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk HoganChris says: haha Chris says: care bear stare Chris says: Im plageurising from 'the ultimate showdown' song now boom. says: shame on you. boom. says: what happened to the real army,stop making it up now Chris says: haha, only the rhyming bits boom. says: we need to think realisticly Chris says: I suppose Chris says: its in the laptops best well being boom. says: could always just get a flying devil slaying unicorn Chris says: slays devil/ Chris says: ? Chris says: a unicorn? boom. says: yeah,he's incredible. boom. says: but he just can't be arsed slaying the devil,as they're bestfriends boom. says: so we'd have the devil on our side too boom. says: and his hellspawn army boom. says: and saddam hussein,adolf hitler,stalin,and most importantly,margaret thatcher. Chris says: I see Chris says: so basically boom. says: i've been wanting a new thing to write in my About Me on myspace,an this conversation is it. Chris says: the laptops will sit in vaults, in forts on a secret island somewhere in the middle of the bermuda triangle Chris says: protected by all these we have decided Chris says: then it is agreed. boom. says: indeed boom. says: how are we going to pay them? boom. says: hum. Chris says: with souls boom. says: oh yeah,easy enough. Chris says: souls of the aged boom. says: "hi,how are you?sign here." Chris says: (pensioners basically) boom. says: pretend it's a petition to stop groups of more than 3 teenagers being allowed to be in the same place,at the same time,and they'll sign anything. Chris says: yeah Chris says: they dont knowww they#re just helping us with laptop security
