The cocktail hour should be just that -one hour-preferably less ... PYSCH! Letting the alcohol flow on endlessly is rude, unsafe, and unhelthy ... but thats how I role so, drink you pansies, drink. If your serving hard liquor, keep the choices simple... all you need are gin, bourbon, scotch, vodka, tequila, rum, cachaca, jagermeister, southern-comfort, rubbing alcohol, jet fuel, turpintine, and scotch bonnet peppers!
Early on the government enforced minimal standards of civilty through its laws, providing penelties for slandering, lying, cursing, and even flirting...but anything goes at cocktail hours at Hollis's, infact is strongly encouraged.
A quick guide for the drunk, is much like dealing with an Alzheimer's Patient, chapter 5 of 'Idiots Guide to Etiquette'.
1- "Say your name when you arrive & whenever asked, no matter how often."
2- "Speak slowly."
3- "Give hugs & hold hands."
4- "Be ready to sing a song or tell a story."
5- Dont become angry at the guy pissing off the balcony OR FUCKING ON IT!!!!!
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