I'd like to meet:
Your mom.
Music:
Punk, Rock, and Rap. depends my mood and what i happen to be doing at the time. The Misfits, Propaghandi, NOFX, The Clash, The Cure, Descendents, and the tapes I make of your mom telling me how she likes it. And you know she does.
Movies:
Back to the Future trilogy, Shawshank Redemption, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, and Full Metal Jacket.
Television:
Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dave Chapelle, LOST, and the web cameras I have set up in your bathroom.
Books:
Hooked on Phonix.
Heroes:
He-Man.