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the albert report

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About Me

.. i am me, and that is about it. i enjoy doing things that i like to do and don't enjoy doing things that i find super sucky. i find myself staring into the distance a lot but i don't necessarily find that to be a terrible thing. i like to be distracted and i like to sleep (two cornerstones of my life). i feel as though i can accomplish anything, so long as i have done that task before. if i look as though i am totally spacing out, then more than likely my consciousness is out there in the cosmos somewhere. if when i die i own a grand piano, then i win at life. AIM me = insaneodeathray

My Interests

music, records, record players, abstract thought, art, tattoos, technology, space and the cosmos, creativity, knowing things, not knowing things, having the choice to do what i want to do, ebb and flow of life...

I'd like to meet:

the person who makes space travel for everyone possible.

Music:

dredg, tool, circa survive, telefon tel aviv, minus the bear, a lot of other things.

Movies:

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, nightmare before christmas, LOTR, the crow, memento, apollo 13, enter the dragon

Television:

house m.d., mythbusters, the simpsons, family guy, adult swim (not the live action shows or the anime)

Books:

E.A. Poe, LOTR, the phantom tollbooth, the gun seller, hp, dictionaries and encyclopedias, obscure things

Heroes:

bert, silver surfer, einstein

My Blog

.crazy survey.

because i never do any of these, i've decided to steal this one off my bulletins.200. My middle name is:Chetram199. I was born in:Scarborough, Ontario, Canada. word up.198. I am really:awesome197. My ...
Posted by the albert report on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:38:00 PST

.a long time coming.

so, i finally have some(thing)(one) to be happy about. it feels pretty good.~two thirds of a triangle followed by a three.
Posted by the albert report on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:31:00 PST

.so, listen.

i know that i've had many a thing on my mind lately, but one just seems to stick out. what is it with me and having the hardest time getting things accomplished? it's like i try to find the hardest ...
Posted by the albert report on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:53:00 PST

.the kind of quiet you know.

time equals five forty in the morning. up before the sun. or just trying to keep up with the moon, whatever the story, i haven't slept tonight. i so desperately longed for the soothing comfort of c...
Posted by the albert report on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:47:00 PST

.you must be an illusion.

i can't remember the last time i was truly happy.
Posted by the albert report on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:50:00 PST

.what have you done.

so, i'm sitting here in my chair, reading, glaring, wondering, listening, all in all just being bored out of my face. my head is pounding from alcohol last night, which i need to drink less of, and t...
Posted by the albert report on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 11:18:00 PST

.fitter, happier.

is it even worth trying anymore?
Posted by the albert report on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:54:00 PST

.i should be drunk by now.

what is it that i am missing?i'm tired of all of this.
Posted by the albert report on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:36:00 PST

.elementary penguins.

i had seventeen thousand things that i wanted to write down before i actually got to the text box and now i can't remember any of them.i just don't know what to think anymore. i should be mainly happy...
Posted by the albert report on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 08:28:00 PST

.invalid.

i need to take a step back and evaluate. re-evaluate. re-evaluate the re-evaluation.the incessant dripping of water from the drain pipe is pretty intense.it's the kind of thing that you hate, then don...
Posted by the albert report on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:36:00 PST