Barney Joneser aka The Ultimate BJ

About Me

The year was 2005. A young boy from the U.S. mainland journeyed far from his home and landed in paradise. There, he met a group of kids that would transform his life forever; these kids were known as the self-proclaimed Riders. Ah yes, the glorious Riders. This was quite possibly the douche-iest group of kids the world has ever known. The original four, always ready to pop their collars on the rare occasion that they wore shirts, and always ready to remind us that "the Riders are ready to roll!" The true definition of cock-diesel. A local prophet, a proverbial wise man if you will, adamantly termed these archetypes Jonesers; Barney Jonesers. It was at this instance that the Legend of the Barnibe Joneser began to manifest. This enlightenment, coupled with the sheer douchiness of these stereotypical wealth-infested so-cal punks, fused into a single musical phenomenon, so paramount, that although it will rape your ears, it will leave your mind in a perpetually orgasmic state. Ladies and gentlemen, put on your Thizz Face, and indulge in all that is Barney Joneser.

My Interests

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Member Since: 12/1/2007
Band Members: Barney Joneser = MC~~~ E-Z Bakes = The Ole' 6 String Bandit~~~ J-Blaze = That Blazin Kit Banger
Influences: Kid Rock, Dennis Rodman, Mario, Gorak, Bay Area Hip Hop & every Barney Joneser, including and especially, Mr. Wild & those damned Riders.
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Ultimate BJ EP realease date FRIDAY 6/20/08!!!!!!

The one and only Barney Joneser will be realeasing his first album ever this comming Friday, June the 20th. It will be $5.00, and you will be able to acquire this rare album at his release party...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:50:00 GMT

Ground Breaking Schizophrenic Freestyle Promotion

Hey T dot Ontario,there are no hoods north of the Rockies, so here's the real scenario:No one would play your rhymes,not even mediocre disc jockeys.Keep it to what you know,just stop rapping and stick...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:19:00 GMT

Callin all dem Barney Jonesah Souljaz

"Oh, and that video, man I bet you thought you had it.Your shit is wacker than that Barney Joneser faggit."So this fuckin wack ass rapper who thinks hes smart and good and shit tried callin out the Ul...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:14:00 GMT

McFadden is Dead eatin up Barney and shittin him out all over Gearys Room, yo.

Barney Joneser got his first official review of Industrial Thizz Complexxx n dem Hip Hop pundits is eatin that shit up fo breakfast. After McFadden heard that shit and ate it all up he went into...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:15:00 GMT

New Song Suckaz

yo yo yo homeboyz and hoodratz, there is a new Barney Joneser Song. It was created over the course of this week in accordance with the strong demand for new music from BJ fans, so we just had to...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:44:00 GMT