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Favorite songs:
”American Pie” by Don McLean
”Zombie” by The Cranberries
”Desperado” by The Eagles
”Piano Man” by Billy Joel
”Mad World” by Gary Jules
”2 AM” by Anna Nalick
”From Yesterday” by 30 Seconds to Mars
”Violent Pornography” by System of a Down
”Closer” by Nine Inch Nails
”Hey Jude” by The Beatles
”I Want To Hold Your Hand” by The Beatles
"Vincent" by Don McLean.
”Black Velvet” by Allanah Myles
”Collide” by Howie Day
”Big Yellow Taxi” by Jonie Mitchell
”In This River” by Black Label Society
”I Am The Walrus” by The Beatles
”Du Hast” by Rammstein
”White Rabbit” by Jefferson Airplane
”500 Miles” by The Proclaimers
”Fully Alive” by Flyleaf
”Rama Lama” by Rosin Murphy
”Face Down” by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
”Iris” by The Goo-Goo Dolls
”Concrete Angel” by Martina McBride
”Born To Lead” by Hoobastank
Chelss in a nutshell. =].. I'm a freakazoid. Hi... I'm sixteen. lkjhdkhfl;.. Birthday: September 5th, 1991... I'm 5'6... The littlest things make me happy. :].. My favorite color is orange... I'm a clown. Literally... I beep, squeek and jump around a lot... I am very happy with my life and myself... I squeek and snort when I laugh. Scottie thinks it's cute. ;[.. Robots and unicorns are super gnarly... I have ten pets - three cats, three dogs and four horses... I like to think I'm artsy and unique. .. I'm homeschooled, that doesn't mean I lack social skills. .. I am a grammar freak. I've always been one... I always act like myself, no matter who I'm with... Like a lot of girls, I love shoes. Weird shoes. I play in the snow like I'm a six year old. .. I don't mind getting dirty or breaking a nail... I really don't want to grow up... I'm an actress, singer and dancer... I spend most of my time on Cappies, and I adore it... I'm the Cappie winner of Rising Critic, 2006... I'm the Cappie winner of Rising Critic, 2007... I play with my food... I'm really outgoing and uninhibited... I believe in evolution... I support gay marriage. :].. I'm an Obama supporter. BOOM!.. I would never try to push my beliefs on you. It's wrong... I believe in a higher power, but I'm not sure who or what it is... My whole family is very Liberal... I talk way too much and laugh an insane amount... I don't believe in jealousy... I am online way too much, stfu. =D.. tYpEiNg Lyk33 dIzZ~*// constantly is just silly... I’m anemic... My right leg is covered in a birthmark... When I was 7, I had surgery to fix a hernia... I’ve gotten 17 stitches in my life... I’m REALLY emotional... I hate falling asleep, but I love sleeping... I would never smoke. Ever... I think needles are cool and painless... I have a phobia of slugs... Spiders, snakes and lizards fascinate me... I have the same dream over and over again... I don't like being in the dark alone... I’m not squeamish... I've never seen Star Wars... I clean things when I stressed... I sing constantly... I don't like mayonnaise and olives... I chew ice... I can't stand wearing socks to bed. adshljg;.. I've always wanted to go to Neverland... I love the smell of Sharpies... Just about my whole body cracks... I sleep in shorts or underwear... I really want to learn how to play the guitar and the bagpipes... I make up words... I wish I were a robot...

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I've heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason. Bringing something

we must learn, and we are led to those who help us most to grow if we let them, and

we help them in return. Well, I don't know if I believe that's true, but I know I'm

who I am today because I knew you. Like a comet pulled from orbit as it passes a

sun. Like a stream that meets a boulder halfway through the wood. Who can say if

I've been changed for the better? But because I knew you I have been changed for

good. It well may be that we will never meet again in this lifetime, so let me say

before we part so much of me is made of what I learned from you. You'll be with me

like a handprint on my heart. And now whatever way our stories end I know you

have re-written mine by being my friend.

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Ask. =D

I'm bored. Ask me anything. Anything you want. I'll answer, and I'll answer truthfully.
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