01/20/2009 |
Here's to hoping our next president isn't just another long legged mack daddy.. With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us str...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:34:00 GMT |
What if Obama really is the anti-Christ? ... |
Let's just say, the US is in the middle of a recession which ultimately causes the stock markets to plummet. The nation's banks are folding left and right and the American dollar is becoming less valu...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:53:00 GMT |
A letter to my fetus |
Dear Baby,
This is what happens when an older "more experienced" boy tells an innocent & sweet young girl that you can't get pregnant if you do it doggie style and t...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:42:00 GMT |
That’s just pillow talk, baby... |
A preview of last night's bedroom conversation:
Wife to Husband: ~ Sex?
Husband to Wife: ~ Hee Hee, Um... (grabs wife's right boob)
Wife to Husband: ~ Have you ever had dead fish ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:52:00 GMT |
Mo Money... Mo Problems |
10 + 15 + 21+ 22 + 12.......
This is how long and how many times I've been on hold with the IRS trying to determine why they used our stimulous check to reimburse themselves $610.00 (...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:17:00 GMT |
Mister Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilson |
I had to call my husband this afternoon and ask him what happened this weekend because I feel like I've just come off of a three day bender... I don't remember slammin' m...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 13:51:00 GMT |
THE HUBS |
Do you REALLY know your man??
His First Name: CYRIL
His Middle Name: ROBERT (BOBERT)
How long have you been together? to the date-?TWO YEARS ON JULY 4TH
How long did you know each other before you st...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:58:00 GMT |
The Cheese to my Macaroni |
Every year my sister sends me birthday cards. Yes, I said birthday card(s)..... It all started a couple of years ago when she couldn't choose between the chicken card & something else and decided ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:27:00 GMT |
Best Knoxville Wedding Photographers EVA!!!! |
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:47:00 GMT |
To Steve in apartment 815 |
My husband is approximately 8 months pregnant.
My husband could hang with the Gorillas in the mist and no one would know the difference.
My husband smells more like your dad than your dad does.
My hu...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:24:00 GMT |
