You just NEVER know with Thing 3!! |
This one's good!I'm changing Thing 5's diaper yesterday. Thing 3 is hanging around checking it all out. She then says to me "Mommy, I like his tongue" (as she points to his willy) HUH?!?! was my ...
Posted by MARY on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:22:00 PST |
I’m SOO not ready for the penis!! |
Boy is Thing 5 messing me up!!I knew to cover him while diaper changing but COME ON!!He peed on me and the doctor as he came out.He peed on me and his OWN HEAD the 2nd day in the hosp.and last night h...
Posted by MARY on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:37:00 PST |
Fastest way to get into an accident |
HAHA! Today we're headed to the schools open house. Along the way Thing 3 holds up her stuffed cat, opens it's legs and says to Thing 1 "Do you see my cats penis?" !! Johns reaction was so quick......
Posted by MARY on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:42:00 PST |
WHAT NEXT?!?!? |
WTF?!? NOW we're finding Black Widows (Thank GOD they are outside!)John has killed 2 so far. One was at the backdoor and the other was at the front!We've gotten a GREAT spider killer, now I hope it ...
Posted by MARY on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 06:36:00 PST |
Plan for Peace |
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need...
Posted by MARY on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:58:00 PST |
What's the point?? |
My OB has said from the beginning of my pregnancy that they'll induce me since this is my 5th kid and I'm 45 min from the hosp (that my Doctor delivers at). So at my last appointment I asked roughly ...
Posted by MARY on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:56:00 PST |
eeewwwww! |
Have you ever noticed they NEVER have the right category listed on here? They need one titled "the stupid shit kids do". This one actually pertains to "Pests"This is an eewwww for me. We have a wol...
Posted by MARY on Wed, 23 May 2007 04:39:00 PST |
I guess Mom's are supposed to be telepathic?! |
Thing 3 assumes I'm telepathic. Tuesday morning she was giving me a fit. Didn't want to wake up, dress or tell me what she wanted to eat. I gave her many chances to tell me what cereal she wanted (...
Posted by MARY on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:54:00 PST |
It MUST be a boy! |
I've had a fucking headache for 2 days now! Day and Night! The only thing I can take is Tylenol (Which SUCKS! Give me MOTRIN!!!) I've NEVER had this problem during any of my other pregnancies!Is th...
Posted by MARY on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:23:00 PST |
The party just won't stop! |
WOW! The puke party at our house just isn't stopping!Thing 4 woke up this morning covered in it. It was dry and crusty (Just being very descriptive so you can get the best possible painful picture!)...
Posted by MARY on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:15:00 PST |
